by oh yeah its me baby January 11, 2010
When you and your partner fuck in a tub full of anal fluids and when you're partner climaxes you clamp a bear trap in their tongue and drown them in the tub.
Me: "Me and my mans were doing the sexual activities and then out of no where he Iowan Pig Clamped me until I died"
God: "Chill wit dat shit dawg"
God: "Chill wit dat shit dawg"
by Keehndog December 13, 2016
When one is fucking a hot chick and proceeds to honk and flap their arms like a goose. Professionals do this in flocks.
On Saturday at the Allstate speech competition, after they announced the winner of the solo mime category. I gave danny the best Iowan speechfuck of his life.
by Super virgin 12345 February 23, 2025
The act shoving a corncob up a girls ass and lighting her on fire to make popcorn and eat it and praise Kim Reynolds’s for the cornfields fine corn.
by RizzlybearOHS February 21, 2023
My Great Grandpa is Iowan
by resyfm December 12, 2023