Iowa City

A gay place to go to get drunk. Really the only reason to go there is so you can get into the bars. If you are a girl however, you will get raped. There is no question. The fucking dirty ass people of Iowa City are only good for fucking girls who dont want to be fucked. Try finding your way around too, you will get lost, because the layout of the entire city is just shit.

"lets go to iowa city to get drunk!"
"hell no you will get raped!"
"o thats true"

by fuckinawesomeperson March 26, 2009

Iowa City

A place that is not as good/cool as Ames, Iowa.

Iowa City Resident: "Hey man, Hawkeyes rule! We have such a coooool football team!"

Ames Resident: I give no fuck. Ames is a fucking amazing town with a great education system. Get the fuck out of here with this Iowa City shit.

by ISUFTW August 23, 2011

Iowa City West

Iowa city west is one of the worst schools in Iowa. Shitty sports teams and even worse people. Not to mention all of the students are ugly as shit.

“Hey where do you go to school?”
“Iowa city West”
“Burn in hell”

by Bruh72 April 14, 2020

Iowa city barbaque

Sex position where a guy is doing a chick doggy style while eating a burger. He may casually rest the burger on the ladies back in between bites. Although he must make sure to save the last bite for her after he blows his load on it.

"Dude, last night when I was nailing this hot chick I gave her an Iowa City Barbaque."

by Bare E 1 May 29, 2009

Iowa City Boy

Usually boys that attend West City High School. Their personalities are a blend of douche bag, ugly, overly arrogant, disgusting, hairy, bastards.

He's a fake cowboy, must be an Iowa City Boy.

by Gay Guy 345678 April 12, 2012

Iowa City firehose

When a man is soooo drunk that he passes out naked on his back and eventually starts to piss, straight up in the air, spraying EVERYTHING in sight.

Guy: Bro, you wont believe it, this total slut took me home last night.
Friend: Noice! Do tell.
Guy: Well, I blacked out and came to with her screaming that I had let the "Iowa City firehose" loose on her.

Friend: Ha! Dooshkabob.

by Dictocracker May 22, 2018

Iowa City Gimlet

The act of putting soup in your romantic partners asshole, and then having them blast it on to your face. Usually a sexual act.

Mark: Hey man what happened to my Campbells Chicken Noodle?
Steve: Oh sorry man, Becky came over and gave me an Iowa City Gimlet with it.

by Mimi’s polygottus October 4, 2022