intruxicated

adj.

1. to be so drunk that you could be hit by a truck and not notice

2. to be so drunk that you may as well have been hit by a truck

Dude, I don't remember what happened last night -- I was totally intruxicated.

by VitaRose December 3, 2007

rim soft INTOXICATED

meaning "I'm sort of intoxicated" in drunk-speak

"rim soft INTOXICATED" said the drunk friend
"oh shit, not again"

by Iaccidentallydroppedmyvagina February 9, 2012

Intoxicated

A state in which someone is incapable of normal speech, actions or thought due to the ingestion of excessive amounts of alcohol and/or drugs.

Last night Bob went home with that ugly slut from the bar. He must have been pretty intoxicated.

by Genetically Modified Ego December 5, 2004

Bi-intoxicated

When a “straight” guy hooks up with other guys when he’s intoxicated, but doesn’t think he’s “gay” because of the intoxication.

“straight” guy: “I’m not gay, but I let a guy sick my sick once when I was hammered .
Other guy: No, you’re not gay -you’re bi-intoxicated.;;

by Brockinator August 1, 2022

intoxicatee

A member of a group where the intention is to get intoxicated together.

For the sake of the other intoxicatees...

by M. Waters January 11, 2009

Intoxicatee

A member of a group where the intention is to get intoxicated together.

For the sake of the other intoxicatees...

by M. Waters January 11, 2009

PI'd (Permanently Intoxicated)

To be forever drunk.

Oh man, I'm still PI'd (Permanently Intoxicated) from last Friday.

by Dirtee D March 31, 2007