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Interlard

Some one who becomes fat do to large amounts of time being on the internet.
Ryan: "Hey, Did you hear about Nathan Burris?"

Chad: "Yeah i heard he became an Interlard"

Ryan: "That poor Bastard"
by John W Booth April 8, 2010
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Interlake High School

Ilake is located in the "ghetto" Lake Hills area of Bellevue. School colors are blue and white, a fact long forgotten by the student body, and the mascot is Bernie the Saint Bernard following a complaint that the school mascot (the "Saints") was too religious and separation of church and state yada yada.

Tons of Asians commute from the Newport Hills/Somerset areas for the gifted IB program. Interlake has phenomenal academics. Ridiculous pressure to succeed results in a cutthroat environment mostly amongst the IB kids who are known for staying up until 5AM jacked on Red Bull and Adderall cramming their twelfth hour of homework for their 23095 required IB classes. IHS is one of two schools in the world that allows you to get your IB diploma a year early and consequently spend your senior year taking a combination of college classes, slacker classes (e.g. AP Stats, and Drawing and Painting), and an internship (writing legal opinions for WA state justices...or cooking fries at Five Guys).

Sports suck. Music is decent, but despite the number of great musicians at IHS, most don't do music because they don't have room in their schedule since they take AP Chem as an elective. Robotics, DECA, FPS, math, chess, etc. rock. Incidentally, the same 30 kids seem to comprise all of the above activities.

Getting over the preponderance of socially awkward Asians is always a barrier to entry, but if you enjoy learning, come to Interlake and we can guarantee you will not by junior year.
Jess: "We should plan our team sleepover."
Kate: "Well, we can't do Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, or Fridays, because I have school from 3AM to midnight. I can't do weekends either because I'm doing homework for Monday."
Jess: "Oh right, you go to Interlake High School."

"Interlake is so bad at football, they painted their track the color of their rival school. Good thing they whoop Sammamish's ass in every academic aspect ever..."
by IB Dead September 15, 2012
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Purpose (Interlude)

Slang for when things are moving normal and life is moving in the right direction
Person 1: "yo, the purpose (interlude) is that you can't take money yo the grave g"
Person 2: "obviously, that's nooooormal"
by phitboi123 July 2, 2019
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interfuckingnet

Something you wish you had when your mad because you don't have it.
Why dosent my house have INTERFUCKINGNET!
by Aaron Bringhurst June 29, 2008
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interbuttz

The global communication network that allows almost all compooterbuttz worldwide to connect and exchange information.
I hate a slow interbuttz!
by mirfatna October 27, 2009
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interbutts

I'm looking at UD on the interbutts!
by J-Neeners February 1, 2009
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girl interrupted syndrome

(this is all for jokes) :))
when a person believes that they’re extremely different & special, and just simply so misunderstood.

they probably listen to fiona apple, lana del rey, or someone else who perfectly captures their sadness.
they possibly enjoy things like vinyls, films (and calling movies films) like girl, interrupted (hence the name), lolita, gone girl, and others.

they may partake in self destructive behavior like smoking cigarettes, drinking, etc.
so really at the core of a person with girl interrupted syndrome, it’s probably just mental illness.
xoxo- a recovering girl interrupted syndromer
gina: hey what’s with alice lately? she’s been acting different and been isolated.
lea: oh, she’s probably just suffering from a case of girl interrupted syndrome.
by meowmeowbeans.org August 15, 2021
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