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InstaBeef

Beef or some form of aggression/hate, between 2 people, formed from an argument or insulting comment on Instagram or any other social media.
I can't believe she made that comment! Now we got #InstaBeef!
by MentallyEvolved September 9, 2018
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Instablast

1) v. to "like" every image in one's Instagram feed in a single, continuous session without regard for the quality of or interest in the content.

2) v. slang term used by millennials to describe a sex act by a male who prematurely ejaculates.
It took me forty-five minutes to Instablast, since I hadn't looked at my Instagram account in several days.
by joshuaware January 25, 2016
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instalegacy

Code created that becomes legacy code the moment it is written. Typically written by someone who has been allowed to code when they clearly shouldn't have been.
Woah! This new mobile-app code is instalegacy. Is that a GOTO?
by meadsteve March 2, 2014
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Instaleg syndrome

A neurological syndrome characterized by unilateral or bilateral numbness of lower extremities while sitting on the toilet for long period of time reviewing social media. This may in some cases extend up to and including your buttocks and perineum.
Hey dude, get off the shitter or your gonna get Instaleg syndrome!
by Dr Gasman May 13, 2016
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Instacleanse

A 30 day cleanse from Instagram that involves a 3 step process that includes: 1. Logging out 2. Deleting the app 3. Turning off your phone. Initially you will have withdrawals from Instagram but after a while you will enjoy the peace and serenity.
Person 1 : "I bet you that you can't do this Instacleanse"
Person 2 : "I bet you I can. Oh it's on for sure!"
by MMZMTS October 3, 2017
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Instablacked

When one singular alcoholic drink instantly gets you black out drunk; often enhanced by factors such as hunger or lack of sleep.
Ryan: How many drinks did you have?

Naomi: One.

Ryan: Holy crap, you're instablacked.
by Shnaytiveamerican May 3, 2017
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instabeat

While playing Halo 3, you hammer on the "B" button to lay a melee smack down. At the exact same instant your opponent also hammers on the "B" button and you beat each other down. This is often followed by a "You asshole" as well as "instabeat"!
Joe - "Hey Bob did you see that we both beat each other down in Halo 3."

Bob - "Yeah that was massive INSTABEAT! you R-Tard. Did you see what I did to your sister as well?? INSTABEAT!"
by cole199, bribarian February 9, 2009
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