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by Moctezuma's Revenge July 29, 2012
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The 'White Man's Insurance Policy' is a general principal that posits the ability of a white man, after an exhaustive but failed search for love among white women, to gain the courtship of an Asian woman who is usually younger and better looking, with relative ease. The policy has brought joy to the lives of even the most hideous and rejected men among the white population and angst among male Asian populations.
The 'White Man's Insurance Policy' is a general principal that posits the ability of a white man, after an exhaustive but failed search for love among white women, to gain the courtship of an Asian woman who is usually younger and better looking, with relative ease. The policy has brought joy to the lives of even the most hideous and rejected men among the white population and angst among male Asian populations.
Dude, I flew to Japan last month and exercised my white man's insurance policy; landed more women than I could count.
by don_juan_7165 May 20, 2019
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because Kim husband died, she gets a total $100,000 of life insurance . While her husband is decomposing in the grown, she is spending the money and is geting plastic surgery.
by pockadotslotz February 22, 2010
Get the life insurance mug.Gomer paid flood insurance premium for years, but then the insurer decided to go out of business when the flood came because management had spent all the premium on hookers and private jets.
by Cunningest Linguist August 14, 2008
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One of the biggest rackets to exist, insurance allegedly offers money to cover for accidents.
The way this works is that they take a monthly premium. Many people pay this premium, it collects into a big pool, and anyone who has an accident gets a share of this money to fix his car. Sounds simple right?
What actually happens is one pays the insurance monthly for years without having an accident. When one does get into an accident, their insurance premium goes up (almost doubles in some cases). People argue that this is to cover the cost of damage.
What then, about the previous years of insurance one paid? What was the point of all the accident free driving if the company increases the client's monthly premium to cover the accident?
As one can tell, insurance has evolved from what was supposed to be a welfare concept to one of the biggest scams, preventing young drivers and students who are just starting to drive on a tight budget from ever driving again, using public transport for ever.
One of the biggest rackets to exist, insurance allegedly offers money to cover for accidents.
The way this works is that they take a monthly premium. Many people pay this premium, it collects into a big pool, and anyone who has an accident gets a share of this money to fix his car. Sounds simple right?
What actually happens is one pays the insurance monthly for years without having an accident. When one does get into an accident, their insurance premium goes up (almost doubles in some cases). People argue that this is to cover the cost of damage.
What then, about the previous years of insurance one paid? What was the point of all the accident free driving if the company increases the client's monthly premium to cover the accident?
As one can tell, insurance has evolved from what was supposed to be a welfare concept to one of the biggest scams, preventing young drivers and students who are just starting to drive on a tight budget from ever driving again, using public transport for ever.
by deadbunny97 September 7, 2016
Get the insurance mug.when you tell someone a joke quietly to ensure joke insurance and the other person says the joke to the crowd and doesnt give any credit.
"wow he just commited joke insurance fraud, he literally just repeated the joke i told him to test the joke. hes basically carlos mencia!"
by ianpauli November 1, 2009
Get the joke insurance fraud mug.A girl that you flirt with, but don't full on flirt with while you have a girlfriend. This is just in case something takes a wrong turn with your current girlfriend you have another girl to move on to.
Alex: Things with Jade and I are ok, but I don't see it lasting too much longer.
Hassan: It's all good bro, you have an insurance girl right?
Alex: Yeah, Casey.
Hassan: It's all good bro, you have an insurance girl right?
Alex: Yeah, Casey.
by Ninenine222 July 13, 2012
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