Injured snow goose

When you hang your penis out of your zipper while doing a moose knuckle. While do so you honk like a injured goose jumping up and down.

I showed my date last night my injured snow goose. She used her mouth to nurse it back to life.

by Juiceton hymen August 9, 2017

Injured generation

A generation completly messed up from drug and alcohol abuse causing them to suffer from menthal and physical injurys

Bob: «hey mark how is your son»
Mark: «not good, he is a part of the injured generation, lazy kids doing nothing, but party»

by Ulf2712 November 13, 2018

Injured Snail

For those of us who are spectacularly slow - both physically and/or mentally (god help you if you're both!)

So not just a snail (renowned for their lack of speed) but one going slower than normal due to injury. Which is pretty slow.

Urmmm - I'm feeling a bit of an injured snail now, so bear with me...

Ok here we go.

A: "You know, they've taken gullible out of the dictionary?"

B: "Really! Woah!"

A: laughs.

B: what? (thinks desperately for a few mins) Oh I get it! I've been gullible! Ha ha!

A: "blimey you're quick aren't you?"

B: Really!

A: "No. You've got the mental pace of an injured snail!"

by Remakulingo March 10, 2009

Injured Peacock

The person, or people, in the office who, like a literally injured peacock, make a lot of noise and ruffle alllll their feathers (and yours too) to give the illusion of being ~super~ productive, but actually achieving fuck all.

Person 1: Wow, that Dale has been racing about on the phone all day! He looks super busy!
Person 2: Um no, he's an Injured Peacock; making all the noise and flapping about the place but not actually doing anything.

by Suburban_mo May 23, 2016

Injured List

To be deficient or not have enough.

Person #1: Hey, let's go out tonight!
Person#2: I can't my feddy is on the injured list right now.

by Callyce01 August 8, 2019

ivermectin-injured

Adjective - Harmed by the use of Ivermectin. Symptoms: Degraded cognitive reasoning, emotional instability, an ability to believe contradictory ideas simultaneously, anger at immigrants & other minorities, support for Russia & Trump.

Noun - someone who has been harmed by Ivermectin (probably American)

"One of the Ivermectin-injured told me that Trump is on a mission from God"

by Bobafettucine May 1, 2024

You are what you get injured by

This common turn of phrase is usually used to mock someone who is injured in a funny way

"Did you hear Chase Garbers broke his wrist while fingering a vagina?"

"You are what you get injured by, and I always knew that Brahmas QB was a pussy"

by Smartest Man in History May 24, 2024