infomercial

The stupid long ass commericals that only morons buy from.

"marks an idiot so he buys stuff from infomercials"

by kim October 16, 2003

Infomercial crap

A seemingly endless dump which stops and starts repeatedly, usually during the wiping process. This leaves the user thinking there done... "But WAIT, there's MORE!".

"sorry I took so long in there, I got stuck with an infomercial crap."

by Bourko Slowski April 23, 2008

Infomercialist

Someone who does infomercials for a living. Has an extremely loud and almost annoying voice, but can sell goods on TV like a fiend.

Billy Mays (RIP) is the all time legendary Infomercialist

by Billy hopstopper October 13, 2009

infomercial

Annoying commercials where the people selling stuff send subliminal messages, often by reapeting the same thing over and over, or shouting really loud.

Set it, then forget it!

by CT August 10, 2004

infomercial

Something you watch in the wee hours in the morning when you've had too much coffee and stale Timbits to know any better.

Wife: *calls from upstairs* Honey are you still watching those electric ab belt infomercials?
Husband: grrrrrmmmmmmmmmphhhh *drools*

by FuNkY mOnKeY October 15, 2003

infomercialed

When an event happens in an unbelievable comical way, almost to the point it feels unreal that it happened that way.

I found a cute possum outside and went to take a photo. But as I headed outside, I fell down a single step and infomercialed my ankle.

by CoolrUrban February 13, 2019

infomercial zombie

When there is an infomercial and you cant help but to stare and looking like a zombie.

Causing the infomercial zombie effect

Friend 1- So the other day i was about to make out with this girl when i became an infomercial zombie.

Friend 2- Shouldnt have had the tv on

by nando92 July 27, 2010