Skip to main content

five minute break

Teacher : Let's take a five minute break
Class: "YAY!!!!"
Class: *Takes half a breath*
Teacher: Alrightyyy, now that you've had your break, let's get back to work!
by iubowiecbiwubciowb October 19, 2019
mugGet the five minute breakmug.

five minute piss

A urination that literally takes 5 minutes to complete. Usually done after a long night of drinking.
Man, I swear. I had to pee so bad this morning, that I took a five minute piss! Got a pee high now!
by LonePooper May 4, 2018
mugGet the five minute pissmug.

five minute panties

Five minute panties are basically lingerie and/or lace style undies that are worn for five minutes or less before sexual intercourse.
Friend: So how did it go last night?
Me: It was amazing, other than him not noticing my five minute panties at all.
by Leopardqueen23 November 27, 2018
mugGet the five minute pantiesmug.

Football Five Minutes

About an hour.
"Hey man, you want to go out for dinner in about a Football Five Minutes? "
"What?"

"Ya know like an hour?"

"Eh?"
by TheVondellian May 22, 2021
mugGet the Football Five Minutesmug.

Texas five minutes

A period of waiting for something to occur that is significantly longer than that which was promised.
"The meeting was supposed to start at 3:00, but I keep getting the Texas five minutes from the receptionist".
by larrydart January 30, 2009
mugGet the Texas five minutesmug.

Five Minutes Straight

HOLY SHIT I WANNA DO IT FOR FIVE MINUTES STRAIGHT!!
by ael;figu aeifhg aleiufg September 9, 2010
mugGet the Five Minutes Straightmug.

five-minute mofo

person who leaves a five minute long message on your answering machine.
your mama is a five minute mofo ,everyday.
by ezekial420 January 28, 2005
mugGet the five-minute mofomug.

Share this definition