Guitars in the Basement

A term originated in 2008 meaning a repetitive nostalgia of unrealized dreams to the point that it seems a little sad.

That guy talks about that final touchdown from 1998 all the time. He has guitars in his basement.

He's not a rockstar. He works at Kinkos. He definitely has some guitars in the basement!

by carlos_santana August 2, 2009

there's a midget in the basement

having a tiny penis.

girl #1: Hey, how was your date with Jim?

girl #2: Not good. There's a midget in the basement.

by Tessie H. October 11, 2010

trash in the basement

Plump, round female buttocks.

See also: junk in the trunk, badonkadonk, J Lo Booty

Yo, that girl's got serious trash in the basement!

by LGB March 8, 2006

cat in the basement

A simple oxymoronic paradox

If youre irish, but dont drink on St Patrick's day, youre probably probably the biggest cat in the basement ive seen

by Sexydimma August 13, 2016

Mould in the Basement

Used on My Name Is Earl by Catalina and it means a dirty vagina, basically.

Catalina: I once had a horrible uncle with a hot wife and a nice house but later on we found out that both the house and the wife had mould in the basement.

by Jack Marshall December 9, 2008

Flood in the basement

To urinate into one's rectum during anal sex.

I wanna give her a flood in the basement.

by PP December 3, 2003

Bear in the basement

Having excessive amounts of pubic hair.

That girl is HAIRY, I bet she has a bear in the basement!

by hhbeast May 22, 2012