When your dick's size becomes so large that it reaches a critical mass and begins to collapse in on the balls. The dick then retracts inside of the pelvis and forms a psuedo vagina.
"Hey Bobby what's that glowing rod coming from your pants?!" "Oh thats just a dick implosion, an interstellar mass larger than the sun retreating back into itself so as to hide its awesomeness from the world because the world cannot understand it yet."
by H.R. Blunderbuss March 21, 2013
Get the dick implosion mug.This term was first coined in the National Scientists Organization (NSO) in 1914. The theory is that the MSG in ramen noodles will be so severe, that it will turn your skin inside out.
The popular thing among kids (and my friends) is to buy Ramen noodles. Ramen noodles are very cheap and filling but after eating so much ramen, that your skin folds inside out, thus showing your organs and outer skin.
The second process begins when Alice Cooper walks into your driveway and dropkicks your mom all over the place.
The third process is such, whenever your skin folds into one piece, and your organs explode all over your house.
This is a very serious condition, in which, many cases are documented. I hope this was a safe, and informational theory.
The popular thing among kids (and my friends) is to buy Ramen noodles. Ramen noodles are very cheap and filling but after eating so much ramen, that your skin folds inside out, thus showing your organs and outer skin.
The second process begins when Alice Cooper walks into your driveway and dropkicks your mom all over the place.
The third process is such, whenever your skin folds into one piece, and your organs explode all over your house.
This is a very serious condition, in which, many cases are documented. I hope this was a safe, and informational theory.
One such case is that of a Betty Nelson. She was sitting in her house eating ramen noodles, when out of nowhere, her skin turned inside out and Alice Cooper himself drop kicked her mom.
by Not Zane July 21, 2004
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Every so often, an unlucky person will suddenly be sucked into his/her own anal cavity, and dissapear into nothing. This phenomenon has also been rumored to be caused by too much buttsex.
A shocking news story: Today a local man died of anal implosion. Sadly, any remains of him are nowhere to be seen.
by Jesus LOL January 16, 2006
Get the Anal implosion mug.The act of ejaculating so hard inside of a woman's vagina that she and everything withing a 5000 mile radius implodes upon impact. The result of the implosion is an endless void of nothingness and death for all eternity. However, the user of this ancient technique is not harmed while in the process of an Arabian Implosion. The technique was created in Ancient Arabia, otherwise known as realm 8.4.
Grandpa: In my day, people used Arabian Implosions as a sign of power and brutal leadership to off anyone who dared cross their path. I just thought it was fun to nut really hard inside a ho.
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Get the Arabian Implosion mug.1. The act of forcefully and willingly inhaling one’s own flatulence for the sake of one’s reputation; the self mutilation of one’s lungs. To breathe deeply of your own fart, lest any particle of the filthy emission is left for another to detect. Often followed by heavy panting, bloodshot eyes, and in some rare cases, delayed vomiting. This act is most often performed in the office, seconds before a manager decides to stop by your cube to ask you a question. Also, the technique is employed while riding in motor vehicles with persons of the opposite sex, or any occasion where the fantastic brand of air biscuit needs to be concealed and dissipated. May lead to downs.
Papit: “Yo Fenga, why do you look so out of breath, and have that painful look in your bloodshot eyes?”
Fenga: “Dude, cut me some slack, I just successfully managed a vacuum implosion when Cindy came by to ask how my weekend was”.
Fenga: “Dude, cut me some slack, I just successfully managed a vacuum implosion when Cindy came by to ask how my weekend was”.
by Dvinny7 April 2, 2011
Get the vacuum implosion mug.In 2004 a person appeared on the interweb calling himself Kal of The Troggs. He stated that he was from the future and by means of the Gylax Node Implosion he was thrust backwards into time to the year 1985 where he hibernated in his stasis cocoon until 1999 the year that we all partied as Prince instructed. He also stated that the Gylax Node was a giant generator device that supplied electricity to the area in which he came from. In November of 2004 the person calling himself Kal of The Troggs said "The Gylax Node has been repaired and i must return to the floating continent" Nobody has heard from him since. Sceptics say that this may have been an extravogant hoax or prank. The only thing that was left from this was a picture of a half frog half man type creature. The Gylax Node Implosion was supposedly caused when a creature known only as Thramdon fell into it causing a massive implosion that distorted the laws of space and time as we know it.
by Red and Brown Grass Rat December 8, 2004
Get the Gylax Node Implosion mug.(Verb) An act occurring when the rectal cavity becomes tightened to the point of immense pressure and the digestive system implodes
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