Iago is a very sad Spaniard/Spanjool national socialist, he likes bullying and he thinks he based and
Chad pilled unlike dayton Gayton.
His favourite band is anal cunt, he mainly listen to it while making his gay ass
homework. But after all we are very proud he got over his ketamine and
porn addictions, now only his mental retardation is left.
Iago: 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸
Girl: stop spamming me second amendment stories I'm not american😭😭😭
Iago: Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first
man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second
man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape
shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape
shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off
car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the
police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
