Hym Iam

A schizo who has singlehandly posted thousands of unhinged definitions on urban dicitionary.

His definitons include crazy ramblings that nobody can understand except for his two personalities that talk in his head. Unsettling to read.

Here is one of the definitions for Hym Iam
The Uber-Mensch

by Halefest July 27, 2023

iam dumb

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Person 1: Hey wanna go outside?
Person 2: i dont know how to go outside iam dumb

by iam dumb September 29, 2015

shawn iam

a motherfucking truckload of xp

I'm going to beat shawn iam's total xp.

by NotGoodAlso January 24, 2018

iam sofa king we todd it

I am so fucking retarded.

Person: Say 'iam sofa king we todd it' outloud.
Person 2: I am so fucking retarded.
Person 2: ...
Person 2: Asshole!

by illEATurHARTout June 10, 2006

iam sofa king we todd it

You're fucking retarded if you read this out loud.

Idiot: Dude that's an awesome shirt! What does it mean?
*Looking at*
IAM SOFA KING WE TODD IT
Person 1: I don't know read it for your self.
Idiot: I am so fucking retarded!
Person 1: You are a fucktard.

by meh kneegrow kinneh January 13, 2008

Iams Cat

A dude who loves cats and will do anything for his feline to the point of sheer animal evil against other species if he's the evil Iams Cat, or otherwise of pure goodness, the goody Iams Cat. Applies beyond Tom cats.

I am an Iams cat!

by Fievel Vertowitz June 4, 2018

Iam

Ian but with an m.

Now in Latin.

Iam is swagalicious sexmaster who sports a massive 12 inch cock. All the females, males and animals alike, all wish to get a piece of him.

He is the physically strongest guy you’ve ever encountered and towers over everyone and an astonishing height several feet above the average.

A true “Chad”.

The spiritual pressure he emits is dense enough to kill a T-Rex after coming within 300 meters of him.

“Dude, have you seen Iam?”

-“yeah man,.. I wish he would just rail me already he’s so hot.”

“Yooooo that’s hella gay bro wtf..?”

-“It’s not gay when your getting fucked by greatness.”

by Fyzol November 22, 2021