Known as Ivan Stink Day. This day is to commemorate on the legendary smelly ivan. His body odour stench is so overpowering that one could never desire to smell. Skunks are no match for him.
"Hey today's ISD, people are storming the martcrazy for deodorants they're on like 90% discount!"
ISD is a unit in SCP(secure contain protect) that secures loyalty in all members of the foundation. track down traitors and secure the foundation. huh I think SCP is gonna get a lot more popular.
"The facility is going on lockdown deploy all ISD units(05 talking over facility radio)"