iron chef 

While having sexual intercourse with a woman, the man grips her hair in handlebars fashion. When the penetrating partner feels close to orgasm, he rips the pigtails off of his lover, ejaculates on the back of her head, and proceeds to beat the poor girl to death, using the pigtails as blunt objects and pounding them on her skull.

Girl: "Oh, have you seen that show, Iron Chef?"
Guy: "I actually do some Iron Chef stuff myself."
Girl: "You cook!?"
Guy: "Sure. Let's go back to my place and I'll show you."

iron chef by Intoxicated Turtle Fetus February 6, 2008

Iron Chef 

The coolest show ever made. ALLEZ CUISINE!

Dude, Iron Chef is coming on!
Fuck, channel 68, hurry!

Iron Chef by Name March 21, 2003

Iron Chef 

An amazing show that has most of the time disgusting theme ingredients such as froie gras. It also has a felid reporter whose name i beleive is fugysan but i guess thats up to the watcher everyone has a different interpretation on how his name is pronounced. The FUNNIEST VOICE OVER SHOW EVER

Fugysan we just saw iron chef sakai put a mix of ingredients in the pan

yes it was froie gras, a mix of soy sause and mustard and pork

Iron Chef by 14 inch cock May 13, 2005

Iron_Chef 

a dickhead from the southern US

Can you believe the shit that spews out of that guy? What an Iron_Chef!

Iron_Chef by hippie liberal June 9, 2007

Iron Chef Of Pounding Vag 

A man who has honed the art of making women cum.

Seth: I would be psyched if some girl complemented me on my dick giving abilities.
Evan: Well go ask Will. He's the Iron Chef Of Pounding Vag I'm sure he could give you a couple hints on how to plow a slam piece.

Iron Chef Of Pounding Vag by Willup B February 21, 2011

Iron Chef America 

A cheap rip-off of the Japanese Television show that favors the Iron Chefs and does not give contenders a fair opportunity, as shown in the Sakai Flay battle.

Wow!!! Iron Chef America really sucks compared to Iron Chef.

Iron Chef America by Chen Kenichi May 13, 2005

Iron Chef 009 

Noun-
The last of the single digit chefs. Possess all the attributes of 001-008. Has the longest list of recipes from Mandarian to Haitian Cuisine. While he is performing his acts of greatness do not get in his way cause he works with the power of a bulldozer with the elegance as a highwire walker. Pull up a chair Sit back Relax and Enjoy the show!

Person 1. "Who catered the food for the party"?
Person 2. "IRON CHEF 009 duh"!!

Iron Chef 009 by Iron Chef 009 December 20, 2016