A person who overuses Google/Wiki/Stumble/Internet Search Engines to find the answer to any random question or look up any sought after piece of information that one knows little about, often in quick succession, with infrequent breaks to the bathroom or for a food delivery, for a period of hours/days on end.
Joe: "All Gary ever does anymore is stay at home and play Internet Whore"
Gary: Okay Google, riddle me this!
Does cracking your knuckles lead to arthritis?!??!
What is really being done about the creation of a Gypsy State?
Did OJ really do it?
Gary: Okay Google, riddle me this!
Does cracking your knuckles lead to arthritis?!??!
What is really being done about the creation of a Gypsy State?
Did OJ really do it?
by SchmawlleNobo September 12, 2010
Someone who frequents chat rooms and blog spaces, (et al.) often and uses foul language, sexual references, brags about having sex--sex they already had, sex they're having or sex they're going to have.
This person also starts a lot of fights on the internet by being very outspoken, opinionated and insulting others while getting very upset if anyone responds with the same to her/him.
Often this person is already married or living with someone else and is looking for their next sexual partner/person to exploit either financially, emotionally or both while accusing others of the same.
They might have a lot of tattoos, as well as bleached hair.
This person also starts a lot of fights on the internet by being very outspoken, opinionated and insulting others while getting very upset if anyone responds with the same to her/him.
Often this person is already married or living with someone else and is looking for their next sexual partner/person to exploit either financially, emotionally or both while accusing others of the same.
They might have a lot of tattoos, as well as bleached hair.
"YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND IS AN OLD INTERNET WHORE WHO TOOK ADVANTAGE OF YOU--STUPID! I'M GOING TO GO HAVE SEX WITH MY NEW BOYFRIEND AGAIN--3RD TIME TODAY AND HOW DARE YOU SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE."
by SouthernRaven April 13, 2009
Usually a "scenester"
Also generally either
*overweight
*acne ridden
*mind numbingly stupid
Takes many many pictures to post on myspace, all of which are from above, looking down, high contrast to disguise their bad complexion
Also generally either
*overweight
*acne ridden
*mind numbingly stupid
Takes many many pictures to post on myspace, all of which are from above, looking down, high contrast to disguise their bad complexion
by the honest truth July 12, 2005
A person who frequents forums with the intent to stir up trouble and/or flirt with the general populace, usually causing fights among equally lonely and desperate nerds in need of attention as well. Commonly post misleading or outdated pictures of themselves on social networking sites to create the persona of an attractive female.
by InternetHero October 11, 2009
A person that usues common abbreviations or acroynyms to describe feelings on the internet. They also use bad punctuation and grammar.
Usually used in chat rooms and can contain such phrases as; lol, omg, lmao, rotflmao, xoxo, jp, jk,<3 etc..
Usually used in chat rooms and can contain such phrases as; lol, omg, lmao, rotflmao, xoxo, jp, jk,<3 etc..
by Conservative Billy May 10, 2004
The women men who use the internet to sell bodies, sex, escort, strippers and also internet dating where persons ply the dating sites seeking to be the same..escort, gold digger, daddy candy etc...
by Budd Sticky July 03, 2013
Places on the internet that you can go and get anything you want (especially porn), but end up getting a few viruses and adwares at the same time. Kazaa is a good example.
by Mastermind122288 May 15, 2005