Dermal Incineration Event

Irreparable damage to human skin/cellular DNA caused during the era of radical climate change beginning in 1991.

{A progressive term used to characterize the harmful, mutative and disabling effects of global warming on human tissue, wherein hyper-radioactive, electro magnetic waves bombard, eviscerate, and, over extended periods of time, 'incinerate' layers of 'dermis' (skin). The presence of pathology is detectable when cellular membranes become necrotically cauterized, inducing an incurable, desmoplastic form of melanoma. The evidentiary revelation of the Dermal Incineration Event, or D.I.E., (beginning in 1991) was introduced by 'Al Gore Research Institute' scientists; Dr. Johnson Cooks, Professor Patty Meltingood and Dr. Kevin Michael Damone of Ridgemont.}

1. Many of our neighbors were recently diagnosed with skin cancer as a consequence of the "Dermal Incineration Event."

2. Dr. Kevin Michael Damone gave two Earth Wind and Fire tickets to Charles Jefferson and his brother, then, 9 years later, published his introspective, proprietary, sealed thesis regarding the effects of the "Dermal Incineration Event (D.I.E.)" on the human condition after comparing conclusive data from three prominent subjects, Stacey, Linda and Mark Ratnor, while listening to side 1 of Led Zeppelin IV.

by Charitable Disguise December 21, 2019

Heaven Stairway incident

Heaven stairway incident will occur in NewYork city at the 27th of May 2021 at that time his knowledge will guide us the ships of pain will carry our sins away we will know him for he is the creator

Guy1: dude look at this the heaven stairway incident is happening

Guy2: what are you talking about I only see a happymeal in the backseat of a car

by Heaven incident December 4, 2020

ginger fringe incident

A ginger kid who got done dirty by his barber. for a TikTok video.
He had long and messy hair and asked for a fringe, and somehow got an even worse haircut than before.

Known as the biggest tragedy to man in TikTok history.

“We will never forget the ginger fringe incident”

by huzz07 January 7, 2023

May 6th incident

When Daniel Larson was tricked into auditioning for... adult films... and got naked on live infront of hundreds of people.

"Bro what was the May 6th incident?"

"It was when Daniel Larson got naked on live"

by daniel larson enthusiast March 27, 2022

Pickle Incident, The

Originating in a Fark.com photoshop contest back in December 2002. The contest began as normal, with the usual clever but innocuous submissions. Until one unfortunate soul attempted to submit a picture of an amended Star Trek magazine cover, with the caption "where no man has gone before". Sadly, the picture that was actually submitted was a graphic close-up of a man with a very large pickle (or more likely, a cucumber) inserted into his ass.

The caption remained.

"That was possibly the biggest mistake ever made by anybody since The Pickle Incident."

by Nick C December 2, 2004

The Willis Kwok Incident

The Willis Kwok Incident is a Chinese punk rock band that plays small clubs all over Chinatown - San Francisco. Their song "You doan know yah cah" hit the top 200 in mainland China in 2006.

Rawd: Hey Twist, you wanna go see The Willis Kwok Incident at Club MetroMix in China Town?

Twist: Yep..right after we get our eat on at Dottie's

Rawd: You think Emil would want to come?

Twist: Nah...he already planned to attend the Air Supply reunion concert.

by Willis Kwok October 16, 2012

Blackfell Incident

BLACKFELL INCIDENT: a shorthand term describing any sort of incredibly unfortunate yet completely organic situation brought on by a storyteller, of which the player had little to no conscious involvement in.

Person 1: My colonist just decided to dig up his murdered son at his ex-lovers wedding.

Person 2: Sounds like you had a Blackfell incident.

by TheEasternSpy November 14, 2021