IBM

Shorter name for "International Business Machines"

Computers that business's use

by Chris O'donell May 22, 2004

IBM

Noun - stands for an Individual Butt Mission, which is when one of your boys goes off by himself to a girls house to get with her. Your friend does not go with anyone else and goes to the girls house for the sake of getting with the girl.

Yo see you later bro Im going to run an IBM

by Hunterbizyn July 20, 2023

IBM

Instant Boner Marker.

The acronym is pretty self explanatory. To be used to describe a hot chick. If she is hot enough to be an IBM, you will get a boner instantly.

Damnn check her our, she's an IBM (Instant boner maker).

by fattymatty3000 June 26, 2011

IBM

IBM: Inches Below Minge. When describing how long a mini-/microskirt is - the number of inches below the minge, that the skirt stops.

1: Did you see that girl's skirt?!
2: No, what was the IBM?
1: Less than 1!
2: Shit, man! You get all the luck!

by Minge Tickler May 4, 2010

IBM

International Business Machines, or In Barry's Mom

I'm gettin' IBM tonight!!!!!

by buddybacon July 24, 2008

ibming

In the process of performing duties and/or task for the IBM corporation. Such as checking your notes, sametiming, conference call, etc. All in the duties of the IBM Corporation.

Hey bud, what do you have going on tomorrow? Nothing, just ibming.

Are you busy? Yes, I've been ibming all afternoon!

I've never seen someone ibming like that before!

by dfizzlin January 20, 2009

IBM

A company whose Global Services consultants are some of the most arrogant and poorly trained technologists in the history of the world.

We hired IBM Global Services and subsequently went bankrupt.

by x-IBMer August 16, 2003