Hym Iam

A schizo who has singlehandly posted thousands of unhinged definitions on urban dicitionary.

His definitons include crazy ramblings that nobody can understand except for his two personalities that talk in his head. Unsettling to read.

Here is one of the definitions for Hym Iam
The Uber-Mensch

by Halefest July 27, 2023

iam dumb

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Person 1: Hey wanna go outside?
Person 2: i dont know how to go outside iam dumb

by iam dumb August 20, 2015

shawn iam

a motherfucking truckload of xp

I'm going to beat shawn iam's total xp.

by NotGoodAlso January 25, 2018

iam sofa king we todd it

I am so fucking retarded.

Person: Say 'iam sofa king we todd it' outloud.
Person 2: I am so fucking retarded.
Person 2: ...
Person 2: Asshole!

by illEATurHARTout June 06, 2005

iam sofa king we todd it

You're fucking retarded if you read this out loud.

Idiot: Dude that's an awesome shirt! What does it mean?
*Looking at*
IAM SOFA KING WE TODD IT
Person 1: I don't know read it for your self.
Idiot: I am so fucking retarded!
Person 1: You are a fucktard.

by meh kneegrow kinneh January 07, 2008

Iams Cat

A dude who loves cats and will do anything for his feline to the point of sheer animal evil against other species if he's the evil Iams Cat, or otherwise of pure goodness, the goody Iams Cat. Applies beyond Tom cats.

I am an Iams cat!

by Fievel Vertowitz May 09, 2018

Iams

Iams. Dog food. Otherwise known as Heroin.

Sellin IAMS on the corner all day wit that dog food till the rent paid

by that dude on your street January 13, 2022