When you sign a year book in middle school, you put F.U.C.K. I.T. .. so your friends know you are a Friend U can Keep In Touch.. Yada I mean
by reminecing my middle school October 24, 2010
a big gay arse who stops you from looking at porn and playing games on computers in school. The reason why school is boring
by andy L December 08, 2003
When a computer fault that has been plaguing a user suddenly disappears at the mere presence of someon who works in I.T.
by fluffygreenbootlaces June 30, 2021
Similar to 'keep it real', Keep I.T. Real is all about geeks staying true to themselves and being honest in their day-to-day role-playing, gaming, case-modding, two-minute-noodle-eating, Star Trek/Star Wars-watching lives.
"Hey Norman, have you tried turning it off then on again?"
"You want a fight, Poindexter??"
"No way, I just like to Keep I.T. Real. Maybe try googling it instead?"
"You want a fight, Poindexter??"
"No way, I just like to Keep I.T. Real. Maybe try googling it instead?"
by Lolita Licorice September 21, 2009
A high-tech variation of the classic teabag. The act of surprising a viewer of a Web Cam by slowly lowering and raising your nuts into the top of the view of the camera.
When Nicky and Cole were Web chatting, Cole directed Nicky's attention to his new poster in his room and disappeared from view. As Nicky was checking out the poster, Cole snuck behind his laptop, stradled it without being seen, and began lowering and raising his nuts into the top of the camera view... I.T. Bagging Nicky.
by CDeez April 10, 2014
When a customer calls the helpdesk with a problem, complaining that something doesn't work, and the technician asks the user to demonstrate the issue, the issue seems to not exist when the technician is watching. When the issue seems resolved without the technician doing anything, the user then gets frustrated or angry because it didn't work moments ago.
Technician: Hello, thank you for calling the help desk. How may I assist you?
User: I'm trying to log into this application, but it keeps kicking me back to the log in screen... I tried 5 times now.
Technician: I'll be glad to help, I'm going to connect to your computer... Please try it again.
User: Fine, but it's NOT going to work.
*With the technician watching, the application works as expected, and the user logs in.*
User: What the hell?? This hasn't worked all day!!
Technician: Must be the Aura of I.T.! Applications are afraid to fail around us.
User: I'm trying to log into this application, but it keeps kicking me back to the log in screen... I tried 5 times now.
Technician: I'll be glad to help, I'm going to connect to your computer... Please try it again.
User: Fine, but it's NOT going to work.
*With the technician watching, the application works as expected, and the user logs in.*
User: What the hell?? This hasn't worked all day!!
Technician: Must be the Aura of I.T.! Applications are afraid to fail around us.
by AluMiNuM7777 February 07, 2024
An I.T. Daddy strictly does I.T. house calls for 40 plus women with father issues. He'll screen calls all day waiting for the perfect divorcees and cat ladies as he finds them easier. After fixing their issue he will offer to upgrade her home ethernet lines to Cat6a cables so he can use her old ones to tie her up and make a swing to hang her from. He often leaves them tied up if the don't follow every command to a T.
"He upgraded my internet and lasted longer than my ex husband. He's my I.T. Daddy"
"I didn't listen to I.T. Daddy last night and my roommate had to untie me when she got home."
"I didn't listen to I.T. Daddy last night and my roommate had to untie me when she got home."
by TheOneTrueSpartanKick November 27, 2024