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i'd pee on her porch

Confusing expression of love/admiration for a woman. Similar to boys pulling a girl's hair on the playground. He really cares for her, but is uncomfortable/awkward about expressing the emotion. This euphemism that sounds vaguely degrading is known to mean that he's actually really in to her.

Can also be used in the accusatory "He'd pee on her porch" - used to call out a "bro" for his love without outright embarassing him and having uncomfortable conversations about real feelings, which should, obviously, be avoided at all times.
"That woman has duel masters degrees, volunteers at the soup kitchen, and has the body of a goddess. I'd pee on her porch"

"Look at Gifford talking to that straight up super vixen, he'd pee on her porch"
by Donghammer Collective February 10, 2015
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I'd Pee in Her Butt

She is so hot, your main thinking isnt to actually pee in her butt, but you would if she wanted you to.
At the bar with your buddies, a hotty walks across the room, you say I'd Pee in Her Butt.
by Kulvir March 5, 2012
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I'd pee in her butt

It means that you would have sex with that person
Guy#1 Hey man check out that chick over there.

Guy #2 I'd pee in her butt
by Loufishy May 27, 2016
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I'd Pee In Her Butt

A comical way to show affection or interest to a woman who is found to be " sexy " .
The interloper would then say " I'd pee in her butt " to show interest
Barbara streizand walks down the street- I would not pee in her butt
The hot chick from the hot tub scene in that Marilyn Manson video - i'd pee in her butt
by Macroshy November 11, 2019
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can i go pee

please let me pee, can i go pee yet
by Child_dog999 October 21, 2020
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I'd Pee In His Butt

A dude walks down the street and gay dudes find Attractive. Instead of saying i want to bone that, you say, "I'd Pee in his butt".
Bob: "Damn look at him he is hot:
Me: "Yeah I'd pee in his butt"
by ilikeitrough May 22, 2006
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(Pee)I-dle

(Pee)I-dle is a derogatory nickname for the South Korean girl group, (G)I-DLE.
Neverland: OMG! I love (G)I-dle because of how talented they are.
Hater: This is (G)I-DLE, more like (Pee)I-dle!
by anonymous July 18, 2022
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