"Ok, so it's two in the morning, I have thirty two unfinished homeworks and assignments, calculating how much of sleep I'll get and whatching the seventy fifth episode of this Anime. I want to sleep."
by Tired and hungry. October 29, 2017

by anonymous April 5, 2021

Literally the worst fan fiction ever about Larry Stylinson. It romanticises aspergers and borderline personality disorder which are serious conditions, like dude, just say you’re stupid and go.
Person A: Have you read I sleep naked, it’s one of my favourites!
Person B: NOOO!! If you need fanfic recommendations you could've just said so, but I sleep naked is NOT IT. It romanticises mental illnesses.
Person A: what should I read then?
Person B: well, young and beautiful by velvetoscar, escapade by dolce_piccante, unbelievers by isthatyoularry, tired tired sea by mediawhore, and tonnes more.
Person B: NOOO!! If you need fanfic recommendations you could've just said so, but I sleep naked is NOT IT. It romanticises mental illnesses.
Person A: what should I read then?
Person B: well, young and beautiful by velvetoscar, escapade by dolce_piccante, unbelievers by isthatyoularry, tired tired sea by mediawhore, and tonnes more.
by anonymous May 18, 2021

by hhhhhhhl June 22, 2011

how do I sleep?
Step 1: close eyes
Step 2: relax body
Step 3: Discard all thoughts
Step 4: Rest.
Did it work????
Step 1: close eyes
Step 2: relax body
Step 3: Discard all thoughts
Step 4: Rest.
Did it work????
by Zalingie June 15, 2022

by Dea Sapientiae January 6, 2021

1.Last resort phrase used in an argument to try and gain ground when otherwise utterly defeated.
Made popular by Kirk Van Houten when trying to find something that Homer would envy during his new divorce.
Made popular by Kirk Van Houten when trying to find something that Homer would envy during his new divorce.
Kirk VanHouten: I sleep in a racecar, Do you sleep in a racecar?
Homer: I sleep in a big bed with my wife.
I just got a new job and a new car...what's up with you?
I sleep in a racecar, do you sleep in a racecar?
Homer: I sleep in a big bed with my wife.
I just got a new job and a new car...what's up with you?
I sleep in a racecar, do you sleep in a racecar?
by Jackdrnkrno7 March 12, 2010
