Person #1: “Did you take Mia out on a date?”
Person #2: “Dude, it’s 4am right now. I have to sleep.”
Person #2: “Dude, it’s 4am right now. I have to sleep.”
by HualianInventedLove September 5, 2021
Fawful's catchphrase from Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story. An amusing, mocking, insulting laugh.
by Fawful September 27, 2009
An epic way to say that what you have said is law and/or true and anything contrary is irrelevant and untrue
by hewhosubmitswords September 10, 2009
Typically invoked by governmental officials during sworn testimony to the U.S. Congress to deny potentially damaging -- politically and/or criminally -- behavior.
From the 1994 film "Clear and Present Danger" starring Harrison Ford:
Jack Ryan: Who authorized this?
Robert Ritter: I'm sure they'll ask you that.
Jack Ryan: Who authorized it?
Robert Ritter: I have no recollection, Senator
Jack Ryan: Who authorized this?
Robert Ritter: I'm sure they'll ask you that.
Jack Ryan: Who authorized it?
Robert Ritter: I have no recollection, Senator
by LetsGoOakland March 28, 2007
by k_19@rosebud September 24, 2018
A most highly effective statement one can use to quickly end an episode of unwanted texting with a platonic friend.
It seemed she was unable to stop what had become endless workplace texting and so I texted, “I have no pants on,” which brought it to a screeching halt for the rest of the afternoon.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2021
Guy A: "Man, I keep filming my little sister while she's sleeping... I have issues."
Guy B: No shit.
Guy B: No shit.
by Psycho_Panda May 25, 2008