"AHHH YOU JUST SPLIT IN HALF" Your frind says. You say, "I just got so emo i fell apart. thats what really happened"
by epppppmf November 29, 2021
Get the i just got so emo i fell apart mug.A term originating in Montgomery and Bucks County. It's largely seen as a derogatory word towards women. It's used to call a specific women a useless slut.
Jill: Hey Billy I am so sick of you, you are such an asshole.
Billy: Wow Jill all I know is I remember when I fell off my dinosaur and I am glad we are through.
Jill: You are such an asshole.
Billy: Wow Jill all I know is I remember when I fell off my dinosaur and I am glad we are through.
Jill: You are such an asshole.
by 1258DRag April 24, 2015
Get the I remember when I fell off my dinosaur mug.The medical equivalent of telling your mum that a virus downloaded all the porn on the computer. A common excuse from (often older) men who come into the ER with something strange stuck up their butt. Sure, that lubed potato was definitely fell on by accident, Mr. Montgomery Imdefinitelynotinthecloset.
Bob: “I fell on it” again?
Reginald: Look, I’m being serious! I was in the shower and that-
Bob: -lubed shampoo bottle went up your rectum?
Reginald: Look, I’m being serious! I was in the shower and that-
Bob: -lubed shampoo bottle went up your rectum?
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