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I’d eat a dog’s ass! 

A phrase some countryfolk types use to express that they’re ravenously hungry.
Honey, I’m so darn hungry, I’d eat a dog’s ass!

I'm gonna eat your bare ass 

Something you say to your friends when they make you mad
Friend:I stole your lunch
Me: I'm gonna eat your bare ass

Deleted every girl who’s ass I didn’t want to eat rope nerds out of So if you’re reading this what’s up 

Very picky about women
Typical George Costanza: Deleted every girl who’s ass I didn’t want to eat rope nerds out of So if you’re reading this what’s up
A Weird Bitch: heyyyyy what’s up?

i dont give a fuck eat my asshole 

when your a bitch and u have no life go get one u dumbass

ieatass279 

i heard about ieatass279, are they funny?
yes, they are hilarious and they’re also very pretty. <333333333
ieatass279 by vanessamercury July 8, 2021