i'm sorry but no

when a girl says this, shes really saying, FUCK YOU, NO, EWWWW, IF YOU EVER TALK TO ME AGAIN, I'LL BITCH SLAP YOU TO HELL!

Guy: Do you want to go out with me?

Girl: (as she pulls out a gun and points it at the guys head) I'm sorry but no.

by RentForFree2790 January 15, 2005

I'm Sorry

A quick relief for the guy that has so many ladies he can only handle a couple at a time. No matter how many things are said, the only response needs to be "I'm Sorry" After this response by the individual, everything becomes alright, no matter how difficult the situation.

Q: Why were you out with those other girls? I thought we were together? What is your problem? Why can you not commit to this relationship? How many times is this going to happen? Don't you have anything to say for yourself?

A: I'm Sorry!

by Its_a_McFlurry August 10, 2007

I'm sorry sir

The best thing to say in a bad situation.

Example 1

male boss: I've been hearing about inappropriate rumors about my wife with you as the leader.
guy: So?
male boss: (angrily says), I can have you fired for this!
guy: I'm sorry sir.

male boss: (sighs): It's okay.

Example 2:

male cop: Sir, are you aware that you were speeding?
guy: (confused) Wha?
male cop: Sir, I can smell alcohol in your breath.
guy: (starts) Wait, there is a reasonable expla-
male cop: Sir, you're coming with me.
guy: (quickly says) I'm sorry sir.
male cop: It's okay, just don't do that again.

Example 3:

woman accidentally walks into guy.
woman: I'm sorry.
guy: Hey, watch it!
woman: look, I've already said I'm sorry!
guy: Take a hike!
woman: (cracks knuckles and approaches him): Excuse me?
guy: (looks down, faking to be ashamed) I'm sorry sir.
woman: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
guy: (runs away)

by Blueplayer90 November 16, 2011

i'm sorry sex

when you and your significant other have a fall out and to make up for what you did you engage in sexual intercourse

Emily and me had a big fall out and it was my fault, I had to give her some I'm sorry sex.

by jay fucks dogs August 4, 2019

i'm sorry, what?

It's either you don't here something that somebody said correctly and you want them to repeat it or if you yell (or put in capital letters if you're are writing it) the "what" it means that the other person just told you something that you don't like or unpleasantly surprised you.

1)

Friend: I can't wait for the fair tomorrow!
You: (busy preparing for the fair) I'm sorry, what?
2)
Boyfriend/girlfriend: I'm braking up with you.
You: I'm sorry, WHAT!!!!!!!!
Notice the difference????

by spongeboblover101 November 17, 2017

well i'm sorry

When you have to apologize but you don't actually care about the situation

Friend : Dude why didn't you tell me about the party yesterday ?
You : Well I'm Sorry
Friend : Whatever...

by somerangomguy1234ok December 21, 2015

Oh I'm sorry!

When you hurt someone's feelings but really don't give a slight fuck about how they feel.

Your Girl: "Why you won't have sex with me?"
You: "Oh I'm sorry!"

by ImHell666 November 4, 2018