I'm not gay urinal

the buffer urinal you leave between you and another guy if convenient.

guy 1: Dude, that guy in the bathroom was totally pissing in the urinal next to mine.
guy 2: Whaat? He didn't leave a I'm not gay urinal in between you two?

by mboz December 12, 2008

I'm not gay seat

The seat two males leave open to show the world they are not gay

Let's use the I'm not gay seat

by DizzyLizzy February 11, 2007

I'm not gay urinal

the buffer urinal you leave between you and another guy if convenient.

guy 1: Dude, that guy in the bathroom was totally pissing in the urinal next to mine.
guy 2: Whaat? He didn't leave a I'm not gay urinal in between you two?

by mboz December 13, 2008

"i'm not gay" stall

The stall that is left open between two guys who are pissing in a bathroom. A violation of this rule, when there are ample stalls makes you gay.

I guess that dude isn't gay, he left the "i'm not gay" stall open.

by Jake Herman February 12, 2007

I'm not gay seat

Seat that you leave empty between two males sitting next to each other. Also can be satisfied by finding a female to sit inbetween them.

Walt: let's go see a movie
James: alright, but this time leave the i'm not gay seat between us, so some hot chicks like last time won't think we're fucking fags.
Walt: it's alright, we're having this babe hayley come too, and she'll sit between us.
James: cool.

by James Gutierrez May 17, 2007

I'm I gay?

Why the f*ck are you searching im i gay? You clearly know your not so why bother searching im i gay huh?

Guy: i'm I gay?

Other Guy: yes your gay

by Bruh idk ok May 12, 2021

I'm too gay for this

When you are gay and you see a cute girl/boy. Or someone straight tries too flirt with you.

Example 1:
Girl 1: omg, that Girl is so cute!
Girl 2: Yeah, I'm too gay for this.
Example 2:
Random dude:hello there cutie
Me:oh no, I'm too gay for this.

by Gayguuurl August 15, 2019