I'm tired

A short phrase (with variations such as "i'm pretty tired") used as a simple explanation when a person doesn't want to do something but won't tell you the actual reason as to why - usually used as a replacement for "i can't be bothered" or "i don't want to". Also used as a form of rejection without openly saying it.

A: Hey man, you still coming to the pub tonight?
B: Nah.... i'm feeling pretty tired now.
A: You woman...

Guy: Hey.. d'you want to go out for dinner tonight?
Girl: Um.. nah.. I'm tired.. sorry
Guy: Oh, well, how about tomorrow?
Girl: No.. I.. have to wash my hair...

by CALLOOOOOM November 06, 2009

I'm tired

Words that are often followed by a suicide attempt.

Person A: I'm tired.
Person B: Try to get some rest.
Person A: Yeah good idea.

by Bobloblawblah August 04, 2019

I'm tired

You googled this because you're tired. I googled this because I'm tired. We're both tired. Go catch a nap and then do your homework. IF YOU CAN'T, just stop procrastinating and get whatever you have to get done, done. You'll be able to sleep soon enough.

"Bro, I have to study for history, but I'm tired"
"Lol me too. You ain't special."

by Matthew Gray Gubler November 02, 2020

i'm tired

my significant other is a fagtron

She whispers into my ear that she's tired.

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

I'm dang tired

Your very tired and instead of d*mn you said dang, because we don't curse

I'm dang tired

by Seriously no March 19, 2021

i'm so tired

A phrase that Jeff says to express his lack of rest

Aaron: What's new?
Jeff: I'm so tiiiiiiiirred!

by ohyeahbabywoo March 06, 2005

I'm so tired

The thing you say when your dumbass forgets to go to sleep after 12:00 AM but you're really interested in a 3 hour long video.
It doesn't have to be 3 hours. It could be Youtube shorts.

sleepy man 1: I'm so tired dude, why can't I sleep?

sleepy man 2: Probably because your dumbass can't peel your eyes off Youtube for longer than 3 minutes.

by some random dumass May 21, 2023