I'd hit it

Vernacular commonly used by males, meaning, «I would NOT MIND having sexual relations with that woman.»

There's a big difference between «I'd hit it..." and "I'd definitely hit it!"; same as between «I'd do her.» and «I'd definitely do her!»

The first sentence indicates that the person who is speaking is moderately interested in the woman in question. The second sentence indicates that the person is considerably interested in the woman, and might swoop down for the kill, if given the opportunity.

Situation #1:

«Wow, is Halle Berry hot, or what?!»
«Yeah, I'd hit it...»

Situation #2:
«Wow, is Halle Berry hot, or what?!»
«Shit yeah, I'd definitely hit it!»

by Marquis de Carabas January 17, 2005

i'd hit it like a mcdonald's cheeseburger

To have sex with (see "I'd hit it.")

Essentially making fun of the McDonald's commercial that uses "I'd hit it" with reference to a cheeseburger, which everyone knows is utterly misguided.

Wow look at that ass!
I'd hit it like a McDonald's cheeseburger.

by geekjive April 13, 2005

i'd hit it

I'll have sex with her but I'll be damned if I respect her.

Guy #1: "Man, she's sexy and from what I've heard smart too! I'd like to take her out, embark on a loving long term relationship, and maybe one day, when my words can no longer express how I feel, make beautiful love to her."
Guy #2: "I'd hit it, but if she tries to talk to me after I'll change my number."

by HRH January 3, 2005

I'd hit that

Phrase used mainly by guys meaning that they'd want to have sex with the person(usually a girl) they're refering to.

See: I'd tap that.

Oh man, look at Donna! I'd hit that.

by Mr. Angel November 8, 2008

I'd Hit it

Vernacular. Expresses a desire to have sexual relations, usually from the dominant/giving aspect rather than the submissive/receiving one. Implies a lack of personal respect / emotional investment for the person to be "hit." Exact phrase is necessary to carry the meaning. Division, alteration or attempt to use in a literal sense may result in misunderstanding and ridicule.

Common mistakes are made when refering to "a hit" as in a dose of a (usually illegal) non-food chemical compound, or physically striking an object. In such cases, it is preferable to use the actual word for the object to be "hit" over the pronoun "it."

Right: "That girl over there? Yeah, I'd hit it."

Wrong: "Who has the bong? I'd hit it!"

by TC April 12, 2005

i'd hit it

Announcing you would straight up stuff a bitch.

Guy 1:"Shit man, look at that bitch over there."
Guy 2:"Dude, she could stand to lose a few."
Guy 1:"Fuck dude...I'd hit it."

by Troy "SlasherMcGee" September 19, 2005

i'd hit that with the lights on

that person is so fucking hott!

he's so gogreous i'd hit that with the lights on, no need to turn the lights out!

by Jazmine brown September 3, 2006