hypnotitties

Noun: Tits of such caliber that they have the power to alter the conscious state of their victim.

Verb: To exert mind control over any suspecting lad or lady by using spectacular tits.

Brah: Do you see that girl at the bar bro?
Bro: BRAH! Where is your shirt??
Brah: Thats what I'm trying to tell you bro! I don't know what happened. The last thing I remember was staring at her amazing tits!

Bro: Brah you gotta be careful! Those were hypnotitties!
Brah: Oh shit bro!
Bro: Yea brah you got hypnotittied. Put your fucking shirt back on.

by CastlBlack September 30, 2017

hypotinuse

To hypotinuse, used as a verb, is to cut straight through the bullshit of any situation, and go straight to the goal. Stemming from the ancient mongolian word hypotinuuuu, it is said that the creator of the word was worshiped with cult like fervor for his briliant creation. Sadly, the cult of hypotinuuuu has long since died out, but their word, with some minor changes, lives on within all of us.

I totally hypotinused that field yo. (cut straight through the middle)

Nah,I didnt wait for the second date, I hypotinused the shit out of the first one. (way to go playa)

Mark, can you stop telling me this irrevelant story and hypotinuse to the end? (may be the most popular use)

by Takamata May 16, 2007

Hypnotits

When you are having sex with a girl on her back and her sloppy floppy tits begin to rotate in opposite motions of each other causing you to be hypnotized.

I was beating it up good and Heather's Hypnotits put me in a titty trance.

by Chicky1080 June 30, 2009

Hypositomation

a hypothesis that is estimated

Great scientists can't really count every living person on a great land mass; so they carry out the process of hypositomation to calculate the number of people living there using facts from the human population over the years up until now.

by samiliha January 26, 2009

Hypolitical

A word that describes an important action thought or event. It is usually not a good thing.

Man 1- The Iraq war is an awful cause.
Man 2-What a hypolitical thing to say.

by Strewlanka November 29, 2009

hypotototamus

An extreme version of hypo that is an endemic species. It can be found in Eastern Europe countries (Croatia, Bosnia and Serbia).

Look at that giant Hypotototamus!

by dubrovchanka December 2, 2010

hypotothesisnuse

The longest side of and edjucated guess.

there is no example, as for this is a made up word with no common sense.

by Hutch Strickland July 8, 2005