huntsville

The most boring place on earth where the only reason it is here is because of the college Sam Houston. No one can explain why it gets so deserted on the weekends for being a college town.
This can be called the mostboring place on earth! Huntsville is the most boring place on earth.
by Rev001 December 07, 2005
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Huntsvilled

(1) The negative consequences of an extreme gender and/or profession imbalance in the demographics of a particular area, specifically to one's personal or dating life.
Commonly, the difficulty of finding an available girl/attractive male in places such as Huntsville, AL or at UMR. . .
I walked into the bar and all I saw were a bunch of dudes wearing wrinkled polos. My night was Huntsvilled.
by ghettocthulhu April 11, 2011
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Huntsville Topoff

To quickly chug the remainder of your glass of beer when someone offers to top you off from their pitcher. This is done to get those extra few sips at the cost of being a douchebag. Term originated at Finnegans Pub in Huntsville AL.
Tourist in bar 1: Hey let me top off your glass. *grabs pitcher*
Local drunk: Wait a sec. *chugs his half-filled glass*
Local drunk: OK, go ahead.
Tourist in bar 1: ...
Tourist in bar 2: Huntsville topoff!
by S C O T T March 29, 2008
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Huntsville Hockshot

When a man pulls out, nuts on the inner thigh of the woman, then proceeds to use his penis as a hockey stick to hit it back in her vagina.
"We're trying to have a baby, but I forgot and pulled out so I had to do the Huntsville Hockshot to try and salvage the situation."
by Dar-B March 22, 2013
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huntsville alabama

Huntsville is a city in Alabama that is infected with Herpes, HIV, syphilis gonorrhea, bald headed hoes and broke ninjas. Everybody Call you son smokes mid
SO you want to ride with me to the city to get this mid ? Huntsville Alabama
by The math guy September 12, 2018
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Going Huntsville

When a professor is denied tenure and exacts revenge by shooting up the department and/or the administration with whom they worked.
The biology professor was awarded tenure because the department was afraid she was crazing enough that she'd be going Huntsville.
by ksmanning February 17, 2010
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huntsville hammerbomb

Shot. one part tequila, one part whiskey, one part red bull.
Derived in northern Ontario, in the small town of Huntsville.
I'll have two huntsville hammerbombs barkeep.
by Googley-Eyed Gary August 06, 2010
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