hummersexual

Someone who sucks the dick of capitalism.

" That corporate businessman is a hummersexual."

by 15thstoop March 13, 2009

hummusexual

A person who prefers eating hummus to having sex.

Chris refused Mandy's advances in the bar and headed out, buying hummus on his way home. I suspect that he's a hummusexual.

by amirfekr November 13, 2015

hummusexual

A hummusexual is a person who spreads hummus on his willy and then gets sucked off.

Especially inspiring with a dash of hot sauce

Shlomo declared his hummusexual nature by dipping his dong in the hummus and then going upstairs with Rebecca.

The moans and slurping sounds were awesome.

by scodder May 1, 2010

hummusexual

A person who prefers eating hummus to having sex with members of either sex.

Mike refused Mandy's advances in the bar and headed out buying hummus on his way home. I think he must be a hummusexual.

by amirfekr November 13, 2015

hummus-sexual

a gay jew,

a jew that likes anal sex a lot

i like the torah and the cock, i am a hummus-sexual

by butchermantlay kinkston December 9, 2008