Human

A species that will destroy itself due to unchecked technological advancement. Humans have a level of intelligence sufficient enough for them to discover how to exploit environmental resources, leading to a subsequent increase in population. This increase in population requires more exploitation of environmental resources, leading to another population increase, resulting in a feedback loop of overpopulation and significantly altering the environment. As competition is naturally selected for its success in securing resources and reproduction, the human species is instinctually inclined to fight over resources, whether it be land, water, shelter, food, or mates. As humans discover how to extract more energy from resources, this fighting over resources, or war as we call it in modern times, gets more and more brutal as time goes on, going from arrows to guns to dynamite to atomic and thermonuclear warheads, to name a few examples. Overall, as humans become more advanced, they will not only lead to the suffering of their brethren, they will lead to the suffering of life all across the globe in their destruction of it.
"The human species is so overrated. They ruin the Earth, kill each other in increasingly violent ways, and continue marching toward the tens of billions in population despite all of this."
by Dozenal>Decimal July 10, 2022
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Human

Somethin that, whether it evolved or was created, whether it is related to animals or not related to animals, will ultimately end up killing it's whole population. Very self absorbed and into the idea that the world revolves around it.
Human 1: Let's go genocide each other simultaneously, while destroying the environment until we all burn in hell!

Human 2: Sounds good!
by Kilg2 March 14, 2009
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Human

The only animal species that likes to believe that giant people in robes created them and that they must worship them. They then start "Wars" over which of these giant people in robes are the best. They are very hostile and will attack or hump anything that moves. Just like all mammals, the human has mamory glands a.k.a: tits. The difference is, humans are obsessed with these tits and some are even obsessed with the tits of other animals. We call these people "Biologists".
Cow: Here comes that dumb human whos gonna feel my tits again.

Monkey in a zoo: Hey! That human is picking its nose!

Human Female: I have tits!
Human Males: *drool* Woah!
Fat Human Male: Me too!
Human Males: *drool* Woah!
by Choo-Choo McGrew August 18, 2006
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Human

A bunch of emo faggots that go on Urban Dictionary and act negative all the time.
li3k zomg i h8 t3h human r4c3 even tho im one of them!!1
by Smithkakarot July 01, 2010
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by akumatriet July 29, 2009
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Human

beings who roam the earth
person 1: what are you
person 2: human
person: why hello earthling
by strangeearthling December 13, 2020
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one of the only animals that reproduces in group of 3 or more humans, they call this practice "orgies"
there is still no explanation for this practice, they just seem to like it
"yesterday, I fucked 2 girls big time" the human sez
by anorphirith December 07, 2006
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