Hulk Smash

While performing anal sex on a girl, the guy pulls his dick out and punches the girl directly in the asshole inserting his fist. The act is not complete until the man exclaims: "Hulk Smash".
Dude, I totally Hulk Smashed my girl last night. It was chill
by Huggin Good September 18, 2010
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Hulk Smash

The Sexual Act of hiding an equipped "hulk smash hand" toy under the covers. When the woman comes to bed, the man proceeds to say, "Make me a sammich." If the woman denies, the man proceeds with, "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry." At this point before she can walk away in disgust, the man gets up and bellows, "HULK SMAAAASH!!" while proceeding to grab her by the hair and shove the gigantic green hulk toy fist glove into her vagina repeatedly until she is as loose as a physically possible.
Man: Honey, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry...

Woman: Bitch, please...

HULK SMASH!!

*Screams of agony*
by Claudio Bodanchez November 18, 2011
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Sneezing one your hands, creating a thick green mucus coating to be used as lube for fisting your female counterpart and thus yelling "Hulk Smash!"
Female: WHAT THE FUCK!?
Male: Surprise bitch you just got Hulk Smashed.
by Rustyboy July 09, 2015
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Stretching a woman's vagina or anus to the point where some skin rips preferably with the hands causing bleeding.

Yo my cock was too big to fit so HULK SMASH !!
by bruce banner4life September 21, 2008
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HULK SMASH

1. A common utterance attributed to the Marvel Comics shapechanger Bruce Banner a.k.a. the Incredible Hulk. Generally(see: always) heard when Banner is angered and has transformed into the aforementioned destructive green giant.
2. A rousing ejaculation emitted before summarily destroying everything and everyone in sight.
1. Rabbits make Hulk angry. HULK SMASH!!!
2. Capt McKeifus, upon recieving a pizza laden with anchovies:"I hate anchovies!!!"
Mr Furam:"Chill out dude pick em off!"
Capt McKeifus:"HULK SMASH!!! *destroys the pizzeria, or orders a new pizza*
by mckeifus April 21, 2007
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hulk smashed

When one drinks alcoholic beverages in such large quantity one can hardly control what one does and doesn't remember, or only remembers pieces the next day.
Matt, "You wanna fight?!"
Dillon. "Dude, how hulk smashed are you?"
by That is Personal June 16, 2008
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Hulk Smash!!!

When one (a man) has not been able to lay his salty foundations upon a lady for a lengthy period of time thus making his sack very large, resembling one green angry monster, the Hulk. When he eventually manages to release the beast upon a lady he smashes her all over the place, thus like the Hulk, hence the phrase 'Hulk Smash!!!'
Hulk Smash!!! = Releasing the beast within


Phil- 'How did it go last night?
Daz- ' Mate its been so long I just went wild and Hulk Smashed her all over the place'
Phil- 'Good lad!!!'
by Phil Ireland July 28, 2008
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