hoezoned

When you know you fucked up...

Girl 1: I guess he hoezoned me.
Girl 2: GURRRLLLL.. It’s okay. You a pretty big hoe, it’s obvious.

by zen habibi March 4, 2018

Hoonean

Hoonean - Derives from the two words Hoon and Ean. Which are both gibberish.

The point of this word is to confuse people by randomly saying it.

Joe: Do you know where the cat went?
John: Hoonean.

by JMS FANPAGE June 26, 2021

hooners

something nameless, visceral, and able to be literally or figuratively chewed upon.

interjection: "Hooners!"

by beand May 26, 2010

Homonecroarachnopedopyrophiliobiac

Correct Pronunciation:
Ho-mo-nee-kro-arahk-no-peh-do-pie-roh-feel-ee-oh-bi-ak.

Someone who has sexual intercourse with dead juvenile spiders of the same sex while they are on fire.

"You're retarded!"

"Oh yeah? Well, you're a Homonecroarachnopedopyrophiliobiac! What now??"

by Karisa. December 9, 2008

hooneynana

A hooneynana is a word used to describe either male or female genitalia. Hooneynana is a word that was first used by ancient Mayan tribes during sexual acts to describe ones reproductive organ.

“Her hooneynana was as pink as a day lily, and it was deeper than the Mariana Trench”
“I snooped his hooneynana under the covers while he was asleep”
“Her hooneynana hangs like the sleeve of a wizard”

by Mr. Hooneynana May 28, 2021

homonecropedopyrobestiality

When one has sex with a burning, dead, young animal of the same sex.

Wow, Dave has been having sex with a lot of burning, dead, young, male animals. I don't know why he is into that homonecropedopyrobestiality. At least he's not humping dead chicks anymore.

by Dr. Mark Soto April 10, 2008

homoness

Describing a person or an action done with flaming gay qualities.

Wow Chuck nice pink shirt, your homoness will never cease to amaze me.

by SamK September 7, 2008