HOOPTOPOTAMUS 

The Hooptopotamus (Hooptopotamus amphibius ganious) from the ancient Greek for "gay river horse" (Ιπποπόταμος), is a large, homosexual herbivorous mammal in sub-Saharan Africa that can fly. The hooptopotamus is one of the rarest creatures on earth and is the only flying mammal in existence. The Hooptopotamus is distinguished from his cousin, the Hippopotamus, by a set of fairy-like wings and his aptitude for species of the same sex, which has lead to his diminished populations.

Don't be such a frikin Hooptopotamus!

HOOPTOPOTAMUS by Hooptiehead July 6, 2010

hintopotamus 

one who constantly drops hints.

whats that smell (hint hint) pooo has the toilet blocked up again (hint hint) do you want this spare toothbrush (hint hint) 'what are you some sort of hintopotamus'

hintopotamus by biggie swan October 7, 2011