Hot Carl Weathers

The Hot Carl Weathers is an evolved form of the Hot Carl. Whereas a typical Hot Carl involves saran wrap over your face as your partner drops a steaming load of crap on your eyes, a "Hot Carl Weathers" has a very large black man, roughly the size of the actor Carl Weathers, working his anal magic all over your face.

A Hot Carl Weathers requires twice the saran wrap as a typical Hot Carl.

by Ballsballson June 8, 2016

hot carl to go

Combination of a sack lunch and a hot carl (hot karl in some dialects). Where a male squats over another person, places testicles in their mouth, and defecates on their chest.

No known documented incidents as of yet.

In Germany:

Kris: eich! Hot Carl to Go!
Wilhelm: Sweet!

by Saran Wrap August 16, 2006

hot carl a la mode

A hot carl with vanilla ice cream

Boy I sure could use a Hot Carl A La Mode on this hot sunny day!!!

by Kfcfighter October 9, 2017

HOT CARL-"OLD CHICAGO STYLE"

In order for a "hot carl" to be "old chicago style" it has to be done in a public bathroom.

my girlfriend likes to give me a hot carl-"old chicago style" every time we go out to eat at mc marios

by peter didlo May 18, 2006

Hot Carl/Karl

A Hot Carl is the act of defacating on someones face. A Warm Carl is defacating on their face whilst covered by plastic wrap. A Cold Carl is defacating on a glass table while someone lies below.

Suzie prefered Warm Carl's. "Less clean up afterward.", she said knowingly. John prefered giving Hot Carl's. "If there's no mess, what's the point?" Lucy liked the added security of the glass provided during a Cold Carl. "I just like watching it come out! Fascinating!"

by Brownson Pincheau January 7, 2005

Hot Carl-"Canadian Style"

It's when you take a dump on someone's face and the shit is filled with undigested pieces of corn. A hot carl-"canadian style" takes some planning. You have to eat a lot of corn the day before so your turd is filled with undigested corn nuggets.

Note: There is also a warm carl-"canadian style" and a cold carl-"canadian style". The thing that makes it "canadian style" is the corn.

In the summer, when corn is in season, I love to give my wife a hot carl-"canadian style". She prefers it to the hot carl-"old chicago style".

by peter didlo May 18, 2006

hot carl

Mostly everyone is wrong, a 'hot carl' is the act of putting seran over the face and taking a dump on it. Anal to oral is called a 'rusty trombone', dumping on the chest is a 'Cleaveland steamer', and anal to tit fuckin is a chilli dog. If you have the squirts and can attain maximum heat and force a hole through the seran and onto the skin/mouth then you are awarded extra points, carl would be proud.

I bought some seran wrap today because I want to give Carrie a hot carl for her birthday.

by yourgod December 28, 2005