Avondale Hot Brown

To give someone an orgasm of such intensity they lose control of their sphincter and shit the bed

"He gave me the D so good I had an Avondale Hot Brown and now I don't think he'll ever call me again"

by Herbert LaVerga July 5, 2016

Hot Broad

A very attractive girl with class. She can get any guy she wants, and she knows it. All girls want to be her and all guys want to be with her.

Sarah and Andrea are hot broads. I wish I could wheel them.

by snolan December 12, 2010

kentucky hot brown

1.)In its simplest and most innocent form, it is a meal made with toast, bacon, and turkey then smothered in cheese sauce, often broiled for appearance.
2.)A sexual act performed as such; using a glass dining room table, two naked partners(one on top of the table and one laying underneath the table staring upward)the person under the table masturbates, while the person standing on the table proceeds to take a shit in the direction of the others face. Things are just a bit different in Kentucky.

1.)I went out to eat and ordered the Kentucky Hot Brown and it was delicious, very appetizing.
2.)I was watching amateur porn the other night and this hillbilly chick gave the dude a Kentucky Hot Brown with extra sauce, it was very unappetizing, I nearly spewed.

by Matthew Brueggen March 27, 2006

Hot brown bake

When you take a massive dump in a tanning bed, shut the lid, and turn it on.

Joe: Dude! I just left a hot brown bake in sun tan city yesterday!

John: No way man! I did the same thing!

Joe: That'll teach them not to let us bring our own bronzers!!

by Taintslayer156 September 1, 2015

Hot Brown

A sex act in which one individual practices fellatio while another is on the toilet defecating. Immediately after orgasm, the individual on the toilet stands up and, front-to-back, wipes his ass on the fellatio giver's face.

The Hot Brown is named after the famous late-night turkey dish of Louisville, KY. This urban meaning for the term is considered the most authentic, because it is hot, brown, and the semen is said to represent the Mornay Sauce of the famous dish.

I wonder what this prostitute would charge me for a Hot Brown.

by jesse the destroyer November 9, 2014

Kentucky Hot Brown

The act of performing or receiving anallingus immediately after taking a shit in lieu of using toilet paper.

Since we didn't have any toilet paper, I asked Katy to give me a Kentucky Hot Brown. All she gave me was a kick to the nuts.

by Monkey87 September 16, 2010

hot brown

Pooping in bed after midnight and the rolling over on top of your parter while they're sleeping.

Fat Mike got hot browned by Cartoon Joe.

by Joe Snooza March 10, 2008