hosebeast

a term that describes the highest form of idiocracy.
Normally used when someone does something so stupid, you can't even belive it.

J. Embry: hey you guys, watch me do this super good break
move. CRASH (some form of accident)

Aaron: What a freakin moron, what kind of a person are you?
Oh wait, I know, you are a freakin hosebeast!

J. Embry: you are right! (walks away in shame.)

by Shades McGrew October 9, 2005

hosebeast

A nick-name given to males with the last name Hosie. Meaning no offence, simply a play on a name.

Hosebeastess is the female version.

(Hosebeastess To Be) implies the female is marrying into the family name.

I am a Hosebeastess to be because I am marrying Hosebeast.

by Hosebeastess2B May 8, 2007

hosebeast

A woman wearing panty hose without having shaved her legs.

Mary hasn't shaved in months and looked like a total hosebeast with those stockings.

by Squish Biscuit January 22, 2017

Hosebeast

Courtney Love.

" I don't feel like embarrassing Kurt by talking about what a psycho hosebeast his wife is especially because he knows it already." - Steve Albini

by Realnowhereman August 1, 2024

psycho hosebeast

Ex-Girlfiend or Female Stalker (Canadian).

Man, that psycho hosebeast called again last night.

by Doug McKenzie April 20, 2003

psycho hosebeast

someone who is stupidly insane, irritating,whorish, or sometimes scary

"man, since her botched boob job, becky has turned into a total psycho hosebeast"

by Captain Jen August 26, 2003

scany hosebeast

A disgusting, dirty, trifling, ignorant, infuriating whore of a woman.

"Wow, i cant believe she just banged the entire starting line of the football team. What a scany hosebeast."

by snorkyramone March 22, 2008