A very intense sport which requires the use of every single muscle in you body to saty on when your horse decides he is finished. It also requires you to get up really early every saturday during summer the only time you have free because of school. It requires you to be out at the barn at any time 24/7 in the case that your horse decides to hurt himself and cost you hundreds of dollars or when you have to get ready for shows at 2 or 3 in the morning. Considered the hardest sport,excluding bullriding and broncos, because you are not controlling an inanimate object but one that has a mind of its own. It also requires immense amounts of time.
but in the end its all worth it.
but in the end its all worth it.
what did you do this weekend?
nothing I was at a horse show.or I was horseback riding.
Hey you wanna do something tonight?
Can't have to go tend to my horse so I can get up at 2 am to go to a horse show.
How was your day?
great my horse just cost me a buttload of money for his vet bill.
nothing I was at a horse show.or I was horseback riding.
Hey you wanna do something tonight?
Can't have to go tend to my horse so I can get up at 2 am to go to a horse show.
How was your day?
great my horse just cost me a buttload of money for his vet bill.
by Jeffnjoe March 23, 2009
"Oh look at that guy over there I saw him the other day as well"
"Oh yes he lives here, he's our horseback Jesus"
"Oh yes he lives here, he's our horseback Jesus"
by 2167 December 20, 2020
Horseback riding
by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020
See wolfbagging, however Wolfbagging On Horseback is performed using a pancetta-wrapped prune on the end of the string as opposed to the more traditional piece of bacon
by Crackhitler January 21, 2008
When a man seduces a horse to have anal sex with him, finishes inside the man essentially hosing all his insides with horse cum, killing the man. After the man is dead, the horse shits and pisses on dead body to cover up what the horse just did. eventually turning out to be fatal.
by Rionox January 24, 2023
the best sport of all time. you just sit on the horse's back while it jumps over some fences or flips out. as for you jackasses who say horses are gay or w/e bullshit you people say about our equine companions, you should all fall in a holee and then die and then get eaten by some homo.
MELANIE:wow i just had the most relaxing and fun ride on my horsee!
SOME TWAT:horseback riding blows ass. what a waste of time.
**thud.....gunshot......chewing noises**
MEL:ha you just fell in a hole, died, and got eaten by a homo! you deserved it you waste of semen!**spits on dead twat**
SOME TWAT:horseback riding blows ass. what a waste of time.
**thud.....gunshot......chewing noises**
MEL:ha you just fell in a hole, died, and got eaten by a homo! you deserved it you waste of semen!**spits on dead twat**
by p-lante November 28, 2006
by not shadowgod August 19, 2009