The rather
large dong that grossly masculine study hall
teachers whip out of their pants and
slam on students' desks in order to intimidate them.
justin: mrs. ****** is a total bitch. she should fuckin die
ms. ****** (approaching): oh yeah, well what do you think of this (whips out her
ginormous horse cock and slams it on the
table)
brett: holy shit, that is one huge cock