horse cock

A penis in the size, shape, and stature, such as that of a horse's

Brett has a horsecock; it's the biggest dick I've ever seen

by carl June 10, 2002

Horse Cock

A higher class of curse word, used only by intellectuals. A phrase used only when something really crappy has just happened, so you know to treat the situation with the up most urgency. If one utters, “horse cock” you know that they got screwed out of nowhere.

Dude, I just dropped my phone. Horse cock... My screen is cracked!

by CaptainPlank12 September 10, 2020

horse cock

Slang used by electricians. It is a tube of braided metal coupling that is flexible and used to grip multiple conductors together in 1 conduit

Gary: “Hey John, do you have a horse cock? This area keeps vibrating and I need to squeeze these two wires.”

John: “Sorry Gary I don’t, I had a horse cock but my kid started playing with it and got his fingers stuck, so I had to grab my Dremel and cut it off.”

by Frank Fappa July 5, 2020

horse cock.

Horse cock, is a term given to a meat (baloney for example), when its ingredients aren't fully known, or are suspect.

"would you like a sandwich?"

"Yes please, real meat only, omit the Horse cock."

by crazykb September 24, 2012

Horse Cock

the best kind of cock

there's no cock like horse cock

by Darthbubbaaa January 6, 2019

horse cock

in the electricity industry: thick cable types (such as 2/5)

we need to run 200 feet of horse cock to the transformer.

by grz April 4, 2007

horse cock

The rather large dong that grossly masculine study hall teachers whip out of their pants and slam on students' desks in order to intimidate them.

justin: mrs. ****** is a total bitch. she should fuckin die

ms. ****** (approaching): oh yeah, well what do you think of this (whips out her ginormous horse cock and slams it on the table)

brett: holy shit, that is one huge cock

by Brett BHS July 23, 2008