lobster harmonica

A harmonica in the shape of a lobster, NOT a harmonica played by lobsters.

"I'm not leavin till I get that lobster harmonica! C'mere, lobsty." - Otto, on the Simpsons episode Pin Pals

by Astroturd July 31, 2010

Playing the Hairy Harmonica

Eating a girl out

If you need an example of what Playing the Hairy Harmonica is you shouldnt be on this site.

by Banjo and cassius August 5, 2008

golden harmonica

A woman pees while a man or woman goes down on her. The P is the golden and the V is the harmonica.

My wife want a golden harmonica, but I don't want to be anywhere near her pee.

by AMRW December 23, 2013

Brown Harmonica

When one performs analingus on a women while fingering her vagina.

“At an orgy, I received a Brown Harmonica from an Indian man.”

by Sheepluv420 August 13, 2017

Horrotica

Porn that will give you a boner but make you too terrified to do anything about it.

Garth: Hey wanna watch my new porno?
Dean: Sure.

An Hour Later

Garth: So what did you think
Dean: It scared me stiff.
Garth: Thats why it's called Horrotica.

by Jonathanius January 12, 2009

Hormona Plus Plus

A very VERY serious medical condition that causes those unfortunate enough to be carriers great social and moral issues. HPP is a hormone unbalance that results in a great over abundance of Sexual-YernYern Hormones that cause those who are inflicted very sudden and severe "episodes" in which the patient will act out in some uncontrollable sexual way (rape, molestation, groping). These episodes can occur up to 10 times a day...and once one begins....NO ONE CAN STOP IT! This causes the inflicted great stress and moral issues, and sadly, the only treatment on the market today is Hormona Gone Gone, which causes users to instantly gain 100 pounds.

-Did you hear about that girl Anna?
-No, what happened?
-She has this crazy condition called Hormona Plus Plus which like causes her to rape people...I heard once she was staying at her grandmothers because her parents wanted to keep her away from her newborn sister because she might...you know...and she like crawled into her grandmothers bed in the middle of the night because she was having an HPP "episode" and she like walked her hand up her grandma's leg singing "over the river and through the woods, to grandmothers house we go..."
-Oh My God!!! Did she wake up????
-Yeah, Mid-Climax!!!!
-Now THAT is what I call and awkward family reunion!

by Old&Brave November 18, 2010

Mia and her harmonica

the greatest harmonica player (or person) to ever grace planet earth

Person1: "hey did you hear Mia and her harmonica's new album? It's so great!"
Person2: "no, I do not know who Mia F is because I am an idiot who lives under a rock"
Person3: "it's the best album ever! go and listen to it RIGHT NOWWWWW!"

by miaharmonicastan12345 June 13, 2021