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A Horker is someone who wears their hat at an elevated angle for extra aerodynamics but in result makes you look like a complete douchebag. These home boys vape in the school washrooms like it’s the engine room of the Titanic. Another perk of a Horker is having some keys to their shitty ricer cars and attaching lanyards to them and walking like a homeless man on heroin.
“Why is Brock hacking and vaping in the bathroom?” “Because he’s a fucking horker!
Horker by hit by a bus XD May 6, 2019
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horker; a toughor a rowdy
Don't go down to the park, the horkers are there,they might steal your beer.
horker by Frod' March 30, 2007
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meat horker 

I heard she ducks fat chodes, god what a meat horker
meat horker by meathorker1000 January 17, 2018
A horser is a what ever you want it to be becuase no one knows what a fucking horser is. like what the fuck is a horser like is it a gun or does it mean you got that meat idk
The crackhead at the gas station leans in to ask you: yo you got that horser on you

You: bro what the fuck is a horser

Crackhead: you know what I mean

You: bro wtf
Horser by Horser definiton maker December 11, 2020
Optimus probably misheard the guy lol.
Guy: Hey you got that horser on you.
Optimus:
Something that weird-ass nigga at the gas station asks you if you got at 8:30 in the morning.
This motherfucker leans up to me and asks me- and I quote- "do you keep that horser on you?".
horser by Lil_uwuzivert December 11, 2020
A person that has a horse dick
"bro u got that horser on you"?
horser by manthatisntman December 11, 2020