Horsley

When two people meet in a bush while another gives both of them head.

Mate, should we get head in Horsley today?

by Fanta Pimms September 23, 2010

Horsley

Horsley means “horse meadow”.

Hey, I like your Horsley.

by Smart girl101 June 1, 2018

Horley

the sussiest guy on earth who lives in his HorleyShed™ and sweats on kids on CoD Warzone on the PS4
he is so sussy i swear he is the definition of sus go look up sus you will see Horley

Horley is so sus

by CattyMeowy May 22, 2022

Chloe Horsley

A idiot. Who loves pugs and hedgehogs, and animals. She would save a animal anyday! She likes little kids not older kids. She thinks she is not cute but she is. She talks behind ur back. JK!!!!! 💜YOU !!!! Besties : danica, Jasmine, savannah, and jayde

Chloe horsley is eating a dick.

by Danica_haithcock2007 November 14, 2018

Horley

Horley is the physical state of being both sexually aroused and unwell with flu-like symptoms. Being horley is being both horny and poorly simultaneously.

Archibald: How are you this morning Percival, still poorly?
Percival: Morning Archibald, I am actually so horley that I just sneezed my way through a full orgasm.
Archibald: Oh wow, and how was that?
Percival: It was both unsettling and magical.

by Gladys66 September 3, 2019

Hornley

Being horny and lonely

I’m so hornley I’ve bought Chaturbate tokens this week.

by Kittenkween October 7, 2019

HORLEY

All the shops are shut because it smells of despair and wee. The only saving grace for this mish mash of new estates and 60's bleakness is nothing at all because it is truly terrible. Angry young men strut around talking like gypsy cockneys and their sportswear and Pandora clad spouses reduce the bravest heart to jelly.

"Wanna got to Horley? - Do I fuck!"

by STREAKY_BACON January 6, 2021