Hoover Dam

Hoover Dam is a synonym to cock blocked. When a girl refuses to give you the good pussy

John: Hey Marissa, how abouycome back and we can start somethin?
Marissa: Ew, no.

(Damn it, I hing hoover dam-ed)

by Coolerx3 July 31, 2016

Opening the Hoover Dam

A slang term for playing with a Tech Deck (with the intent of getting an observer's vagina moist.)

"Time to open the Hoover Dam." *starts tech-decking*
"Holy shit, they're Opening the Hoover Dam."

by tech-decker February 28, 2024

Hoover damn

1. An expression used when one is screwed out of a large amount of money due to economic struggle

2. An expression used when an economic struggle interferes with a person's ordinary life

1. "I was hoping for a big christmas bonus but Hoover damn it I only got another hundred bucks"

2. "Man, I can't go to the bar tonight, my paycheck was too low."
"Hoover damn, dude. Hoover damn."

by rcalebvines April 17, 2009

Hoover Damn

To use clear tape to block fluids coming out of the vagina.

You have sex with you GF/wife (make sure she's freshly shaved), once complete go to bed. when she is sleeping get some clear tape. cover over her vagina making sure it is hardly visible and covers her holes. When she wakes up and trys to go to the bathroom her vagina will be hoover damned.

by DB9 GLIDER March 6, 2015

Hoover Dame

Hoover Dame, (Noun);

A lady with "a really lovely personality", who is absolutely adamant that it is actually water retention.

Azenath67, London

(Fatty overhears Skinny 1 and Skinny 2 making bitchy remarks about her size)
- Fatty "Do you mind? Anyway, I'm not fat; it's water retention, actually. (In a huff, Fatty stomps off to out of Skinnies' earshot)
-Skinny 1 "Water retention? She must be at least 250lbs. Who does she think she's kidding?
-Skinny 2 "Yeah! Talk about a Hoover Dame!

Azenath67, London

by Azenath67 March 1, 2019