hoop 

The rim of your asshole.

Slide that dick through my hoop, big boy.

hoop by Buttfuck May 15, 2006

HOOP 

HANDS OFF OUR PENISES

Whenever girls you don't want want you and your friends really badly, you use it.

Weird girl: hey guys, you want to go watch a movie at my house this friday?
Guys: HOOP...

HOOP by boomclapboomboomclapdesnap June 1, 2009

Hoop 

A person with their head so far up their ass, their physical structure implies a circular figure; resembling a large human ring. Also, perhaps, an advanced asshat, or an aggressively annoying simpleton.

"Charlie, I tried to figure out what that hoop wanted, but her head was so far up her ass, you could roll her down the street," said Mr. O'Shea.

Hoop by Umlaut Tilde May 10, 2010

Hoop 

Contraceptive ring used by females.

Person A: I have another reason to hate the Trojans.
Person B: You should just get the hoop, seriously. This is the 2000s

Hoop by YINGISWRONG December 10, 2009

hoop 

A jockey. (Australia)

With top Sydney hoop Corey Brown on his back, Warrior Trader showed great fighting abilities as he staved off the challenge of Michael Rodd’s mount Deuxieme, while Osca Warrior was a close up third.

hoop by MonteZuma April 7, 2004

HOOP 

Acronym for Highly Opinionated Older Person. A HOOP needs little provocation to tell you all about their life and the things that bother them about it. No matter what it is, they have a very specific position on it and will expound on this in paragraphs. They will sometimes ask you for advice on something and then proceed to tell you why your advice is invalid. It often seems as if their existence is based on a steady flow of complaints.

That guy talked my ears off about all his family members and what was wrong with each and every one of them, down to their political positions. Total HOOP moment.

HOOP by deusdiabolus August 14, 2011

Hoop 

Ones Anus/rectal passage!

i: stop trying to thumb my hoop.
ii: can i touch your hoop?
iii: no gareth you cant thumb my hoop.

Hoop by hoopthumber December 17, 2010