Hooman

A giant penis attached to a would-be law student

Skank 1: Damn girl, my ass is killing me
Skank 2: For realz?
Skank 1: Hell yeah! That hooman performed a murder one on my booty last night

by Skank 1 February 5, 2005

Hooman

A cute way of addressing another human being

Hey! Hooman

by theironman February 18, 2018

Hooman

The Word A Alien Thing Uses To Say They Are Human Being

Hello Fellow Hooman beings I am a other Hooman

by Foffhtt March 23, 2017

Hooman

someone who is suffering from an unhealthy amount of anxiety and depression so they make a plan to move to the moon

maggie is very hooman with high school coming so close

by LonleyNarwhal August 6, 2018

Hooman

An Uber ride for a virus.

Just cough right there and drop me on this hooman.

by Yna Nutshell March 20, 2020

Hooman

The tendency to greet or thank someone through prostration with one's left hand tucked by one's stomach.

Hey, it looks like that guy is bent over and holding his stomach like he's about to throw up. - No, He's just busting a Hooman.

by TheSleazyOne October 18, 2008

Hooman

child molester from pasadena that has a penchant for deuces

Hey, watch out. I think that guy is trying to Hooman your kid.

by Eljeffe October 18, 2008