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Hookie bocker 

A person who is odd behaving. When a friend does something that is really dumb for no apparent reason and you don't want to call them s dumb ass.
That hookie bocker set himself on fire tryin to light the grill with a fart and a lighter yesterday. Dork IDIOT dumbass
Hookie bocker by Big Ben Schip June 16, 2017

Hookie Jerk 

The act of masturbating while playing hookie from other responsibilites (work, parenting, community service, etc...)
The best part of my day off was my "hookie jerk".

I had the day off because of Snowpacalypse 2011, so I had myself a nice long "hookie jerk" sesh.
Hookie Jerk by MC Fumunda February 21, 2011

Hookie Duffer 

A homosexual term, when you shit and piss in a bottle, put a balloon on the top, and set it out in the sun. When the concoction is completely fermented, the balloon will be completely filled and you "Huff" it in. Hallucination immediately sets in, and you pass out 5 minutes later.
I hear that Homosexual man is a frequent "Hookie Duffer"

Hookie Dookie 

Hookie Dookie is bull shit so unbelievable it becomes majic. Bull shit that operates out of the known science of this planet. If you can't make it up then it may be hookie dookie.
That dude put tape over the paging speaker and slept through the fire drill. Wow is that dude stupid? no that is more than stupid it's hookie dookie....

Hookie doo 

A slang term used when describing the inhalation of an illegal substance.
Let's all get in the car and start the night with some hookie doo,
Hookie doo by Nikkim jikki January 7, 2012

Hookie Monster

Someone who actively searches out anyone to hook up with, especially when they are a drunk mess.
Of course Jess will hook up with you, shes a Hookie Monster.
Hookie Monster by Jon Bandero November 7, 2010