Honda Civic 

The ultimate rice rocket, driven mainly by Asians (the ones that spell it azn in a lame attempt to be hardcore), and goofy white tool bags that have to resort to this lowest of means in a last ditch effort to get middle school girls to like them, only to be arrested for statutory a few months later. Often tricked out with various accessories to make the car loud so that the driver will be noticed by the opposite sex for once in his sad, pathetic life. In short, it's a riced out piece of shit.

Honda Civics are like tampons...every pussy's got one.

Honda Civic by Nick D July 28, 2004

Honda Civic 

a car usually owned by a douche-y guy who is ironically over-obsessed with his POS car. may also be owned by a bear.

Eww... That guy drives a Honda Civic. Let's key it!!!

Honda Civic by Kristal Conrad March 30, 2009

Honda Civic 

Honda Civic's are an amazing car IF you do it right and put your money into the engine. Seriously.. When you put a body kit and a Spoiler on a completely stock civic you have some serious issues. Stock Civics ARE NOT for racing. They have good overall performance for GETTING AROUND not trying to race the farrari down the street. Seriously.. engine, and PLEASE NO Fart cans.. annoying as HELL.

Guy 1 : Yo man i got 21" Spinners and decals all over my Honda Civic.

Guy 2 : Where'd you buy them?

Guy 1 : Walmart

Guy 2 : ... gtfo of my house now.

Honda Civic by Gbaytuner January 23, 2011

Honda civic 

Virgins car it can fuck off

That guy has never had sex, he must own a Honda Civic

Honda civic by Lapford Mafia November 1, 2020

Honda Civic 

Misunderstood car bought by way too many young kids that think they are fast. Often times built up very shitty which causes for many people to never even concider research to find out the true potential of the Honda Civic.

SOCH Vtec= GAY
DOCH Vtec= NOT AS GAY (if modifications are done corectly)

Man did you see that lil D17 civic try to race that V8, what does he think he's running a B series in that thing?

Dumbass's should stick to there V8's and stop tryin to make a 4 cylander fst

Honda Civic by TyDIz December 4, 2004

honda civic 

Car that way too many people think is fast.... but really is a big pile of shit. Don't get me wrong... I like Japanese cars.... Civics are just big piles of shit.

I have ran 5 Civics since I bought my car, and beat the shit out of every one of them. Good thing they had those loud ass mufflers :). Come back when you have a motor that will keep up with my stock 4-banga.

honda civic by SORRYCIVICS January 6, 2004

Honda Civic 

The choice of car for most spics. You usually wont be able to tell its a Civic because all of the shitty modifications. They might look somewhat fast when the spics "soup up their whip" but it wont go faster than 75 mph.

Jose- Hey mang how about you race your camaro against my Honda Civic?
John-ok

John wins by 15 minutes

Honda Civic by klanson August 5, 2010