Homotard

Another derogatory word for somebody that is lame.

Somebody that is so fucking gay and retarded that there is only one word for that and it is homotard.

I told you no mustard you fucking homotard, can you ever get my fucking order right?

by Beckie B. November 2, 2008

homosaparazzi

Obtrusive, photo-snapping packs of roving humans on a safari or wildlife tour who disrupt the "natural wonders" they seek to experience.

Every spring, the town gets flooded with homosaparazzi who come to see the whales mating offshore.

by Derry McDonell December 13, 2008

Funky Homosapien

Quality homie who is always a real g

That man is a Funky Homosapien

by GotUbitxhjf December 18, 2021

homoapathy

noun: bored with one's gayness, lack of interest or concern with one's mincing ability.

hey girl, all this homoapathy is giving me gay fatigue.

homoapathy may increase the desire for janets

by All American March 16, 2004

del tha funkee homosapien

good under ground rapper that has alot of street credit and good muzak that set the whole underground trend and part of the hieroglyphics crew

by Kc August 27, 2003

homotaur

Half man, half homo, much like a minotaur being part man part beast. A close cousin to Metrosexual. A man that knows more about womens shoes, hair salons and the mall than many women. Probably not gay, but very close.

That homotaur is going to see some Hugh Grant movie, while we watch the the Pat's kick ass in the Super Bowl!

by Mr. Creosote January 28, 2005

Humans/homosapiens

The most idiotic, stupidest, craziest, most uniquely queer species to ever roam the face of earth, possessing the strangest origin story in the galaxy. In the start, humans were mildly stupid, lived in caves with optimus prime and his gang of dinosaurs. One day, a curious human (named the manly name of Chuck)decided it would be great it he just cut off a whole thick layer of fur because he thought it made him look like a fag. Then all his friends saw him and they were like, wydwyl. He explained but they freakin laughed at him and then told optimus prime what their friend had done. optimus was furious so he sent his army of dinosaurs to find Chuck and eat his spleen. But as you know, Chuck Norris didn't back down and made himself a coat of dino skins later(that's why dinosaurs are extinct). Now after this optimus prime was very mad so he climbed out of his stupid little hole in a cliff and set off to hunt down Chuck. now Chuck was a very smart guy-he knew about bear grylls before he was even born into existence, so he got to high ground and drank his own piss to rehydrate. When optimus finaly apeared it was already sunset and chuck was ready to face him without a warning, optimus prime began to run at chuck norris at lightspeed, but Chuck was faster. he pulled out a Michael bay movie DVD and stuffed optimus prime into the small disk. And that is how we came to be the humans we are today.

I know the stuff above is complete gibberish nonsense about humans/homosapiens

by Don't Look Into Their Eyes December 21, 2016